Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

When I caught his side profile, my breath hitched. It couldn't be. "I appreciate you not kicking me in the balls," Jake joked and winced as if the mere thought pained him. I smiled sweetly and batted my eyelashes, "That move is reserved for if I find out you're a dick." "Told you, sister, he's a dick," Tory pitched in with a snicker, her anger fading just a little at the sight of Jake's smile, "not a total one, though." The rest of the women in the room laughed warmly, nodding their heads in agreement. One of them had even piped, "The best ones always are a tad bit dickish."

I gulped it down in a go, allowing my body settle from the coughing fit I just had. I opened my eyes to see Jake’s face inches away from mine, looking like like he’s doing everything not to burst out laughing. He couldn’t hold it in anymore, bawling out laughing as he turned on the engine again. “Me choking and almost dying is funny to you?” I asked as he calmed down, shaking his head. “It’s just Karma, Elena.” He says mockingly. “It’s fine, laugh all you want and see who would be laughing when I ask Darla to grind enough onion into your food when we’re back.”

“Hey Jake. I’m really happy you’re doing okay now. I’m so sorry I couldn’t come see you at the hospital. I was—” Jake just laughed it off, waving a cheesy hand at me, “I get it, you had stuff going on too. It’s all good. Besides, I’m fine now, obviously.” He struck a dramatic superhero pose, flexing with Doritos still clutched in one hand. “See? Back to 100%. Ready to tackle the world… or at least the vending machine. Which has stopped working by the way, so obviously I’m going to be a major Karen about it and file a complaint.”

Jake, on the other hand, wore his usual happy look, leaning back on the sofa. I couldn't help but notice how relaxed Jake seemed, so out of place, given the gravity of the situation. My curiosity finally got the best of me, and I blurted out, "Does this mean you're a werewolf, too?" Jake's reaction was immediate. He threw his head back and let out a hearty laugh, the sound filling the room and breaking through the tension like sunlight piercing dark clouds. When his laughter subsided, he shook his head, his eyes twinkling with genuine amusement. "No, sadly, I'm just a boring human," he replied with a wry smile.

The man asked me and I don't know if he was annoyed with me because I mistook him for a bartender or maybe he was just acting annoyed to make me feel nervous. "You look like my next mistake, Jake." I jokingly replied to him causing him to frown at me. Jake Andrich is also known as Jakipz, the online celebrity who's famous for his thirst trap photos, his pictures are all jack-off worthy. But Jake became more famous because of his OnlyFans account where he posts nude videos and photos. Jake Andrich was like a sex god, his body was so beautiful even if it was full of tattoos, but I think it suited him well. He is the perfect definition of the words, 'gentleman but somewhat rude' because his han

After being pointed out by Abe his eyes opened widely and he hurriedly defended himself. “No, I am not!” “Then what are you laughing at!” Abe exclaimed in indignation, rubbing his sore head with a gloomy expression on his face. “I was – I was – I was laughing at a worm dancing in the mud!” Jake blushed while sprouting the most incredulously worded nonsense anyone had ever heard. Frederick’s slammed his head into his hands with a sigh upon hearing his excuse, wondering whether Jack had a peanut for a brain. “At least he wasn’t making it obvious,” John defended his twin.

"I don't know. That I'm exciting. Unpredictable. Maybe even a little dangerous. But that's what keeps you coming back for more." I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing. "I'm sorry, Jake. I think you're one of the funniest people I know, but you're still a great guy. I always have a wonderful time with you." "Yeah, that was what I was afraid of." He dropped into his chair and gazed at me glumly. "We have fun, but you're not dying to rip these chinos off me and have your way with my rockin' bod?"

from the lift. Jake glanced sideways at me. “Celebrity status, huh?” I shrugged. “Small town. People wave.” “I think someone just handed you a muffin from their pocket.” “That happens more than you’d think.” He laughed and it caught me off guard. There was something magnetic about Jake’s laugh, like it came from deep inside him and didn’t get out very often. “All right” I said, stopping near the top of the bunny hill. “Let’s see what those YouTube videos taught you.”