Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

She grabbed Jake outside and whisper-yelled, "Who do you think you are?" "Babe," Jake smirked, "I'm the Big Bad Wolf. No one messes around with me."

When I caught his side profile, my breath hitched. It couldn't be. "I appreciate you not kicking me in the balls," Jake joked and winced as if the mere thought pained him. I smiled sweetly and batted my eyelashes, "That move is reserved for if I find out you're a dick." "Told you, sister, he's a dick," Tory pitched in with a snicker, her anger fading just a little at the sight of Jake's smile, "not a total one, though." The rest of the women in the room laughed warmly, nodding their heads in agreement. One of them had even piped, "The best ones always are a tad bit dickish."

“Now I really got to go finish setting up for tonight. Jake, you can help, but I don’t want to hear any complaints about unpaid labour.” “Fine by me.” He replied, seemingly just happy to tag along as we strolled through the exit doors. We were a mismatched trio, but it didn’t take us long to work out we all seemed to share an appreciation for dark humor. Even with the rough start I’d had with Jake, I actually found myself having fun and laughing along with him as Maeve dramatically told us a story about one of her many highschool rivals, which apparently both she and Jake agreed had been a first-class bitch. None of it was enough to make me forget the nerves bubbling away in my stomach for t

I gulped it down in a go, allowing my body settle from the coughing fit I just had. I opened my eyes to see Jake’s face inches away from mine, looking like like he’s doing everything not to burst out laughing. He couldn’t hold it in anymore, bawling out laughing as he turned on the engine again. “Me choking and almost dying is funny to you?” I asked as he calmed down, shaking his head. “It’s just Karma, Elena.” He says mockingly. “It’s fine, laugh all you want and see who would be laughing when I ask Darla to grind enough onion into your food when we’re back.”

“Hey Jake. I’m really happy you’re doing okay now. I’m so sorry I couldn’t come see you at the hospital. I was—” Jake just laughed it off, waving a cheesy hand at me, “I get it, you had stuff going on too. It’s all good. Besides, I’m fine now, obviously.” He struck a dramatic superhero pose, flexing with Doritos still clutched in one hand. “See? Back to 100%. Ready to tackle the world… or at least the vending machine. Which has stopped working by the way, so obviously I’m going to be a major Karen about it and file a complaint.”

Jake, on the other hand, wore his usual happy look, leaning back on the sofa. I couldn't help but notice how relaxed Jake seemed, so out of place, given the gravity of the situation. My curiosity finally got the best of me, and I blurted out, "Does this mean you're a werewolf, too?" Jake's reaction was immediate. He threw his head back and let out a hearty laugh, the sound filling the room and breaking through the tension like sunlight piercing dark clouds. When his laughter subsided, he shook his head, his eyes twinkling with genuine amusement. "No, sadly, I'm just a boring human," he replied with a wry smile.

The man asked me and I don't know if he was annoyed with me because I mistook him for a bartender or maybe he was just acting annoyed to make me feel nervous. "You look like my next mistake, Jake." I jokingly replied to him causing him to frown at me. Jake Andrich is also known as Jakipz, the online celebrity who's famous for his thirst trap photos, his pictures are all jack-off worthy. But Jake became more famous because of his OnlyFans account where he posts nude videos and photos. Jake Andrich was like a sex god, his body was so beautiful even if it was full of tattoos, but I think it suited him well. He is the perfect definition of the words, 'gentleman but somewhat rude' because his han

After being pointed out by Abe his eyes opened widely and he hurriedly defended himself. “No, I am not!” “Then what are you laughing at!” Abe exclaimed in indignation, rubbing his sore head with a gloomy expression on his face. “I was – I was – I was laughing at a worm dancing in the mud!” Jake blushed while sprouting the most incredulously worded nonsense anyone had ever heard. Frederick’s slammed his head into his hands with a sigh upon hearing his excuse, wondering whether Jack had a peanut for a brain. “At least he wasn’t making it obvious,” John defended his twin.

"I don't know. That I'm exciting. Unpredictable. Maybe even a little dangerous. But that's what keeps you coming back for more." I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing. "I'm sorry, Jake. I think you're one of the funniest people I know, but you're still a great guy. I always have a wonderful time with you." "Yeah, that was what I was afraid of." He dropped into his chair and gazed at me glumly. "We have fun, but you're not dying to rip these chinos off me and have your way with my rockin' bod?"

Even senior hunters like Kiara Decker, Grisha Frowler, and Akash Bakshi did not make any less of him. Jake was also famous for having a very lackadaisical personality. He detested going to events, parties, and even inter-clan meets. He rarely competed for battle tournaments and leaderboards positions. When several clans' prodigies were trying to earn a name for themselves and their clans, Jake rarely came out of his lukewarm bubble. Even his clan members were stressed about his fickle behavior. This had led others to believe that Jake Collins was a vulgar and unpleasant guy.