Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

“Some climb ladders, others are born at the top.” Richard’s chin stiffens. His gaze congealed on Jason. “You shouldn’t utter such words.” Jason marks him off with a reckless grin. “Oh, don’t be excessively serious. It was a stunt. Molly knows I’m only teasing.” I look at Jason, my smile faint. “A joke usually leaves everyone laughing. Funny how I don’t hear myself.” “His mask is suddenly pulling off. Disgusting” Jason sneers wider, clearly reflected upon by the resistance. “You’re hostile today. Don’t take everything to heart, honey.”

Instead, I stared at the fireplace across the room, the one nobody had lit in months. "I’m not pretending. I just don’t talk." "Same difference." The silence crept back in for a second. Then Zach broke it. "Anyway," he said, switching gears, "guess who completely embarrassed himself at the office today?" I didn’t need to guess. "Jake." Zach laughed. "Oh man. The guy walked into the presentation looking all proud, full suit, fake confidence and all. He starts talking, screen sharing from his drive, and boom. First slide, explicit photos. Beth’s and his together, in high quality."

“But if you’re feeling nervous, you can call security to scan us.” He waved it off. “Nah, that’s fine. So what’s the good news? You finally got kicked out of your father’s company? Need me to give you a job? I’ve got plenty of openings.” He was trying to rattle me—but I didn’t flinch. I let out a soft laugh. “It’s something much more exciting than that. And you’ll be even happier to hear it.” “Well, spill already,” he snapped, growing impatient. Jake leaned back. “Chill, Jason. You’re not even going to offer us something to drink? That’s not very host-like of you.”

Alpha Kyle's POV I paced around the room feeling rather uncomfortable. I was unable to sleep last night as my wolf didn't let me sleep. He had been disturbing me to look for our mate. Rejecting my mate wasn't a good decision as I didn't feel my body again. The pain was more than I had imagined. Even though I had tried to suppress it, I felt I couldn't continue to suppress it.

Jake laughs behind me. “Slow down, hermosa.” Why are you trying to run when you can barely wobble? I stop in my tracks and turn to look at him. “What do you mean I wobble, Jake?” With the biggest smile on his face, Jake says.. “Do not worry, hermosa, you have the sexiest wobble I ever did see.” Humph, sexy wobble, huh? You better say that or I’ll whack you in your sleep and raise these boys with your sexy twin brother!

Drake's laugh was deep and warm, rich like good wine. "That's hilarious. I know him and he's broke most of the time." Jake popped his friend in the chest and pointed to the sofa. "Go sit down and stop killing the mystery of my character." Drake shook his head and walked to the living room, turning on the sports channel and sinking down into the couch. Kari laughed as she watched them, Jake walking up and letting his eyes drag over her. "Money... who needs money when you have passion?" "I'd take passion any day of the week," Kari whispered as he stopped in front of her, sliding his hands around her waist and squeezing her butt, a growl on his lips.

Jake raised an eyebrow before bursting into laughter. Jake’s smile only widened, his eyes glinting as if enjoying Raja's reaction. “Oh, don’t be so serious, Your Highness. We’re all friends here, right?” He winked at Tales, causing Tales’ expression to darken. He glared at Jake. Tales knew Jake was dangerous, and what he couldn't understand was the idiotic behavior Jake directed toward him.

“I really don’t want to laugh. But this Jack or something, could you please perform the entire show up until the very end since you really wanted to play pretend. Could you please don’t give it up halfway through? If you don’t have the money, just don’t brag about yourself like that, okay?” In that instant, Harvey could not hold himself back anymore and thought. ‘Is this guy out of his mind? How could he try to act like the others and put up a show here in the auction house since he’s only merely capable? Is it the first time he came to such a place?’ “If you dare, go ahead and laugh again!” Jake was extremely angry because of his humiliation. “No matter what, I can still get a few million d

She freaks out. "Doctor! Doctor!" She jumps up on her feets and runs to the door. "Hahahahaha," a flamboyant laughter comes from behind her. She turns around to see Jake having his best time on his sick bed. His 32 teethes all widely displayed with laughter escaping his mouth as though from a speaker. "April Fool. Save it for April," he laughs his ass out. "You should have seen yourself tough girl." For real right now Kate feels a little bit embarrassed over the way she freaked out but a part of her flags that it was worth it. At least she made him smile after a most endangering experience.