Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

"Let me show you something special then if you don't have anything important to do." "If you show me your dick I would fucking kill you." Gabby started laughing. "A guy I hooked up once used that line and he showed me his fucking dick. I mean no offense he was something in bed but his dick was nothing more than an average. How can he tell me it was something special?" "Relax you’re blabbering. I don't really care about another person's dick." Jake started laughing with her. "You know what I don't get you. You’re rich you can get any girl you want. And yet you are wasting your time on me. Why?" She asked seriously.

"I swear! This idiot really went after that cop!" Jake placed his hand on his brother's shoulder and doubled over with laughter. Everyone except Lucian - he's into the Goth stuff and doesn't laugh much - joined him. Drake, however, didn't think it was funny and his face showed he was going to murder us in our sleep. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was drunk, so what? Can we please talk about something else?" "Like what?" Kenneth placed his hand behind him and propped himself up.

Marcus motioned to the direction of the opposite table right before stealing an apple off Erika’s plate, quickly munching on it like nothing happened. Indeed, the crew over there seemed pissed. Jake was probably the only one seated there that was actually amused by the entire situation. Because of his Casanova nature and status among the popular crowd, he often did and said whatever he wanted with little to no regards to honesty. So, he was not at all bothered by the way the geek was being portrayed and targeted. What mattered the most was Jeremy’s reaction and clearly, he wasn’t enjoying the show, but could do absolutely nothing about it for obvious reasons.

"Hahhahha, yes yes. FN completely missed my mind." Jake’s friend chuckled. What did this show? Feeling emotional, the young actor said, "God, am I going to be freaking popular because of this movie?" Everybody: "…" At that moment, his sudden outburst left everyone stunned, but very soon everyone started bursting into laughter and cackling. Looks like this little kid was really shaken by the news. Right now, Jake had to be the most emotional one out of everyone.

I still have it… “You can get me… your hands around my cock…” Jake mumbled under his breath. “For fucks sake Jake!” I laughed as we all sat down at our table. “What?” Jake’s face looked smug, yet he had a twinkle in his eye. He was an arsehole alright, but he was a playful arsehole, so I couldn’t be mad at him for long. He tilted his head back as his laughter filled the booth we were sat at. # Thanks to Melanie, the drinks were flowing, and the lads were consuming it like there was no tomorrow. After the last few months, they needed this.

“Not that we have a choice.” The crowd and the team burst into laughter. “But seriously, break a leg and make us proud,” Jake said. “And now that we’re past all that serious shit, it’s time to answer questions from your fans.” “The first fundamental question on our list is: Is Taylor West single — fuck that!” Jake waved his hands dramatically. “What kind of important question is that?” The audience erupted in laughter. Jake resumed, “Next question, please!” The screen behind them flashed the next fan question: [Does Taylor West have a girlfriend?]

He wore dark red shorts and a red armband around his left arm “ You tried. You exceeded my expectations. Who knew this party will turn out great?” “Get out of here with your silly talk before I drown you in that sea." Daniel laughed, poking his friend in the ribs. “ Let me see how your own birthday party will be like." “ It will make sense. I guarantee that."Jake said cockily, a smug look in his face.

“You’re home early.” “I left work at a reasonable hour,” Lisa replied. Jake considered that briefly. "Don't do that often, Night Owls can't see well when it's daytime" Jake paused for a long time before trying to explain the joke, well it wasn't a....joke precisely more like an attempt at one. "I get it" Lisa replied cutting him off A small pause settled naturally between them after that. Jake adjusted the sleeve of his shirt slightly before speaking again. “The board meeting got moved to Thursday.”

As the situation dawned on her, Shayla shrieked angrily, "Nonsense! I am the winner of the lottery. Take a close look at this!" As she waved the lottery ticket in her hand, Aaron also chimed in, "I think you're jealous, old lady. Shay indeed won the lottery. If you claim you won it, why don't you show us the evidence?" Hearing Aaron calling her an "old lady", the lady lunged at him, but he shoved her away. At once, Aaron told the cameras, "Everyone, don't trust this woman. I think she's the one obsessed with being an influencer. She should be sent to a psychiatric hospital to check if there's something wrong with her brain!"

' '#Who is she? The top ten trending topics was all about Jake or her, or about their secret marriage. She was no longer excited but anxious, all that excitement had died. She quickly called Amber. "Oh my god, this is bad." "Did you see for yourself?" Amber asked, not hiding her excitement. "How can you be happy about this?!" "Everyone's talking about you, of course I'm happy." "What if my grandma sees this?" "Come on, it's not possible, she's not even on social media and besides no one knows it's you yet, people just know that billionaire Jake Topher had secretly gotten married to a lady, relax."