Jeff Dunham Puppets Names Novels & Stories

i said okay she went back we both returned to home mom asked "whose puppy it is" I said "don't know maa I got him in road he don't have a house so I bought him" she smiled and said "okay it's so cute what name you decided to him" i said "apple" she laughed did I said any joke she said "it's a fruit name honey" I said "but I like that name" she smiled and said "as you wish honey" she called us for breakfast we had breakfast and busy in playing games

I looked at the pup’s name tag and cringed. Does she not realize that her dog is a French Bulldog and not an English Bulldog? Somebody needs to pray for that child, and it won't be me.

God. Dangerously adorable. Fair. Then Peanut pointed. Reasonable. Immediately. God. "Dada's puppy." Fair. Then another puppy. Reasonable. "Mama's puppy." God. Then another. Fair. "Lily puppy." Reasonable honestly. Then another. God. "Ava puppy." Fair. Then the last one. Reasonable. "Peanut puppy." God. Silence. Fair. Everyone looked at each other. Reasonable. Then at the puppies. God. Then at Peanut.

~~~ '5998--' '5999--' '6000!' Ethan delivered the last blow on the practicing marionette. Every single one of them had been broken and destroyed. His dad applauded from where he sat. 'Bravo! Nice going son!' Ethan smiled. 'It will take weeks to have all these fixed up,' one of his dad's workers grumbled. Kevin scoffed from the door way. 'That's hardly anything! When I was your age, I had taken down 7000 marionette blindfolded--'