Jeff Dunham Quotes Peanut Novels & Stories

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

“Just trying to be realistic about what this one’s going to let me get away with today. Would you eat PB and J when corndogs were on offer?” “Daddy, Daddy, I want a corndog!” I heaved a withering sigh. “Case in point,” I said a bit dryly. “Fair enough. I’m relieved you didn’t bring a peanut butter and tuna sandwich,” she said. I laughed, remembering that conversation with fondness. “Oh, wait, you didn’t want to eat that today? Damn, I had a whole dinner planned and everything,” I teased. “Peanut butter and tuna?” Noah asked incredulously. “That’s gross!”

Nice Nirvana @ Absolutely fabulous Leah :: That should be easy, I just have to go to the penthouse of my apartment. Nice Nirvana @ Pookie Cousin :: It is not entirely my fault, Leah dragged me around. Not everyone is strong enough like you to say no to her when she gets super persuasive. Absolutely fabulous Leah @ Pookie Cousin: Stop reminiscing about past events with that tone. What are you, my dad?

Suzy asked. "No. Go to your home and take good care of your brain. I think your brain cells are damaging day by day. Eat some peanuts. It's helpful."Shawn said sarcastically before closing the door. This girl annoyed him a lot. He has to get rid of this as soon as possible.

I AM A QUEEN. Will_the_devil WOW. PEASANTS DREAM BIG. I_pooped ONCE AGAIN, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A PEASANT. Will_the_devil WELL...WHO WILL BELIEVE THAT AFTER MEETING YOU? EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU. I_pooped YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF, BUDDY? Cereal_killer Um...who else feels like they are watching PDA? I_love_my_mommy Me! Yes_you_suck

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”