A Virgin For The Player
"Are there many hockey players as tall as you?"
"Hm, there are some, but I'm like freak-territory tall. However, a former defenceman, Zdeno Chára, is taller than me. Or I don't know. The Wikipedia page states he was two-hundred and six centimeters tall. And that is six-foot-seven and a half inches. But other news articles say he was six-foot-nine. I have no idea, but... I'm six-foot-seven and a half inches, but I round it up to sound bigger..."
"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere."