Joe Mama Jokes

Lin Gu, a 25 years old girl and a CEO of her own company. Isang babaeng anak ng mafia queen and king. She had a poor boyfriend named Bryan. At palagi niyang ipinaglalaban ang relationship nilang dalawa sa parents niya. Ipinakasal siya ng kaniyang parents kay Haru-anak ng business partners ng parents niya. Ipinasa sa kaniya ang pagiging Queen ng mama niya sa underworld gang at ganon din kay Haru bilang isang king. Masakit para sa kaniya na ikasal sa taong di niya mahal. Dahil pagdi niya gagawin iyon ay papatayin nila ang boyfriend niyang si Bryan. Tomorrow, after their wedding, Lin found out kay Bryan na nakabuntis ito sa ibang babae. Pinilit din siya nito na mahalin si Haru dahil may kaniya kaniya silang responsibilidad na. Makakaya kayang turuan ni Lin ang puso niyang mahalin si Haru? Makakaya din ba ng puso niyang tumayo galing sa pagkalugmok na ginawa ni Bryan sa kaniya? Kung matuturuan na niya ang puso na mahalin si Haru, tama ba ang magiging epekto nito? Lalong lalo na kapag malaman niya ang likod sa pagiging secret agent ni Haru?

When three people meet each other by chance a romance knocks them on their ass. ~Casey~ A 21 year old virgin working in one of the hottest night clubs in town. She may seem innocent but deep down she is a psycho who enjoys torturing people. She's never been touched by a man and she's killed the ones that have tried. She loves her only remaining family, her older sister Carrie. She has trust issues and a foul mouth. Can she find someone to match her crazy? ~Lincoln~ A 20 yr old street racer with a rough past. He is a bisexual, submissive with some masochistic tendencies. He's gorgeous and catches a lot of attention from both sexes. His cheating ex doesn't won't leave him alone almost borderline harassment. He jokes to hide the pain he bares every day. See how his life changes when he bumps into a little waitress. How will he react to a sexy, possessive man trying to gain his affections and encourage a little woman's psychotic tendencies? ~Malachi "Psycho" Sokolov~ He's a 23 yr old torture expert. He's well known in the underground and with the mafia families for using his pack of dogs during his interrogations. To the public he's a businessman, owning several nightclubs, a couple restaurants and some miscellaneous businesses. He is also bisexual and has had only a few lovers that can handle his bedroom habits. No one has really caught his attention until he sees a young man arguing with one of his staff and a new waitress that's as sweet as can be with little bit of fire and crazy. Find out if their love blooms or burns.

True is an ex assassin,Joe, Josephine is an actress,with a secret disorder,which makes her want to live the life of her characters. True's grandad might not make it quarter way through the new year,and requests one thing from True. That he gets himself a girlfriend. Will True be able to find someone he can truly relate to and can Joe find solace somewhere and learn her who she really is? Can they both work together,pretending to be a couple and get the one thing they both need from the world. Can they both find freedom?

The evil queens are just princesses who were never saved. This was the quote that described Danika Williams, she was broken and destroyed, so much so that she decided to become the bitch everyone wanted her to be. Jake Carson, the perfect boy next door, the mama's boy and the man all mothers wanted their daughters to marry. He never imagined that he ever would be rough and authoritative with a woman, which was just not his style anymore. But with Danika Williams as his client, she is going to make him lose all his marbles. But with Danika being a spoilt bratty princess, he knew he needed to whip out the bad side which he seldom used but he would be lying if he says he doesn't miss it. Sometimes he thinks she purposely acts like a brat just to get a reaction out of him. Game on, Princess.

Trope #1 "It is over between us Joe! I am done!" Emily fired at Joe heavily. Joe couldn't believe his eyes, "you mean you called me here to tell me it is over?" He asked in disbelief. His heart shattered into pieces at an instant. "Don't you get it? You are just too broke. I can't be with a person like you! No… not any more," she emptied with disgust rustling out of her voice. ………………………………………………. Joe Wolford has lived all his life trying to please his girlfriend, but his girlfriend is nauseated about his status. She broke up with him and became his Ex. Joe Wolford couldn't hold together his shattered heart, the hurt he felt led him to find out about his innate power; Joe is a seer. One day Joe saw a vision to his Ex that she is going to die on her birthday. He had to meet his Ex and tell her about the vision, but she wasn't moved by his words. Instead, she invited him to her birthday for him to witness what would become of his vision. Joe, on a mission to prove himself went to his Ex birthday party, unfortunately, Joe's vision didn't come to fulfillment. He was mocked that very day that he lost confidence in himself and his innate ability. "What happened?" "Why didn't his vision come to pass?" "What would Joe do?" "Will he be able to confront his Ex ever again?" Find out in this captivating romance novel.

Isang maunawain, masipag, malambing at mabait na asawa si Janine, kaya naman nakatagpo rin siya nang isang responsableng lalaki si Rigor. Masaya ang buhay mag-asawa nila, kahit na tila hindi tanggap ng kanyang ina si Rigor, ganun rin naman ang mama ni Rigor sa kanya. Ngunit hindi iyon naging hadlang sa pagbuo nila ng masayang pamilya. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahan ay makakagawa ng matinding kasalanan si Rigor iyon ay ang nagawa niyang pagtaksilan ang kanyang asawa. Magawa kayang patawarin ni Janine si Rigor para sa buo at masayang pamilya nila o tuluyan niyang kalimutan ito at baguhin ang sarili. Paano sa pagbabago niya ay muling may dumating na bagong lalaki sa buhay niya. Sino ang pipiliin niya ang lalaking minahal niya noon at winasak ang puso niya o ang lalaking muling nagparamdam ng pagmamahal sa kanya?. "Gusto ko nang makakausap, pero wala akong makausap." "Gusto kong umiyak, pero wala akong maiyakan." "Gusto kong umalis, pero wala akong mapupuntahan." "I need a comfort but nobody's care. I want to run to leave the problem. But the world was so cruel. My grief seems endless." -Janine Mhae Santos-

Embark on an enchanting journey through the realms of Aqualearia in "Merturned." In this captivating tale, two extraordinary mermaid sisters, Madissa and Nerissa, find their lives interwoven with Bryan and Joe, two marine biologists from the human world. Their worlds collide as they discover the existence of mythical creatures and embark on an adventure that defies belief. Madissa, bound by tradition and responsibility, yearns for freedom beyond the constraints of her underwater kingdom. Nerissa, driven by curiosity and compassion, embraces the mysteries of the ocean with an open heart. Bryan and Joe, dedicated scientists, stumble upon the mermaids and are propelled into a world they never thought possible. Leaving behind the familiar shores of the human realm, Bryan and Joe venture into the depths of Aqualearia, where science and myth converge. In Tritania's hidden kingdom, their paths entwine with Madissa and Nerissa, forming an unlikely bond that challenges the boundaries between land and sea. As love blossoms and secrets unravel, the story explores themes of bravery, sacrifice, and the indomitable power of the human heart. Through treacherous tides and forbidden encounters, the characters are tested in ways they never imagined. Their journey unearths the true essence of wonder, discovery, and the unbreakable bonds that transcend myth and reality. "Merturned" is a mesmerizing fusion of mythical allure and scientific exploration. With its richly imagined world, compelling characters, and themes of unity and discovery, this tale invites readers to dive deep into the depths of Aqualearia and embark on a transcendent adventure that will leave them spellbound.

We all know how it ends, the story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team. But this is different. Every cheerleader always dates every guy on the football team it is a "high school achievement". You know how it feels to walk down the hall and have all eyes on you, most of them envy you, some wish they were you, some wants your man and the few just would stop at nothing to drag you down. Well that's a "high school challenge" one way or the other student see school as a battle field in other to meet up with the high status, keeping up appearances, expressing themselves and getting high. Keeping up good grades is only secondary. PROM, PROM, PROM, that's what's on every girls mind and it will be embarrassing when your girls ask "who are you going with" and you say "with no one", "that's a high school walk of shame". High school is like a bed you lay. You can choose how you want to lay it, what matters is you lie on it eventually. By The story of the sexy cheerleader and the captain of the football team are just like the fairy tale story of Cinderella and her prince charming but the question is, does every story end up like that? Still, standing at the far end of the hallway was a simple introvert, trying to cook up the courage to say one word to her. He could see her laugh at her friends jokes, but can she SEE him?

AMOUREUX DE SA BEST Cette histoire nous retrace la vie de Joe, qui, à sa dernière année scolaire, fera une rencontre d'une nouvelle fille venant du nord au nom de Theresia. Joe, très timide, tombe amoureux de Theresia, et n'arrive pas à vouer tout cela à la fille. Theresia de son côté deviendra la meilleure amie de Joe. D'où le titre "Amoureux de sa Best". Joe qui sera amoureux de sa meilleure amie Theresia, et qui passera par toutes les émotions possibles pour déclarer sa flamme à sa meilleure amie. Une relation qui risquerait de diviser Joe et ses amis.

Tiga orang jejaka tampan yang berkerjaya sebagai penyiasat persendirian atau Personal Spy, tentu saja wajah mereka sentiasa serius dan tegang. Lebih-lebih lagi tika menjalankan tugas. Namun siapa sangka, mereka bertiga ini memiliki pribadi yang penyayang apabila mereka menggalas tugas sebagai PAPA kepada seorang gadis kecil bernama Naurah. Naurah Aulia Binti Zahaedi. Gadis kecil berusia 5 tahun itu merupakan anak kepada salah saorang dari ketiga jejaka tersebut. Dia amat mendamba kehadiran seorang mama dari papanya, sebagai pengganti Rania, wanita yang telah meninggal dunia ketika melahirkannya. Namun, Zahaedi atau lebih mesra disapa Zd itu sudah lama mengunci pintu hatinya untuk mana-mana wanita, selepas pemergian Rania. Lalu bagaimana dia hendak memenuhi keinginan anaknya? Maleek. Salah satu dari mereka yang turut membahasakan dirinya Papa kepada Naurah. Telah terjebak menjalankan sebuah tugas khusus yang kurang digemarinya. Iaitu menjaga dan mengawasi anak gadis kepada seorang VVIP bernama Puteri Zaharah. Gadis yang berpewatakan liar itu kerap membuat dirinya meradang apabila ia enggan memberi kerjasama. Dengan pakaian yang serba terbuka, Puteri Zaharah kerap kali membuat Maleek hampir tewas. Mujur iman didada masih menghalang dirinya dari terus hanyut kedalam buai cinta Puteri Zaharah. Namun, mampukah dia bertahan jika begini berterusan? Ataukah cintanya memang telah ditakdirkan buat Puteri Zaharah? Lalu bagaimana dengan Zahaedi dan anaknya? Mampukah dia memenuhi permintaan gadis kecil itu.