Joe Mama Jokes

On her birthday, a mysterious death struck her father by accident. She had no idea of what werewolf entails until the night of the red moon when she got attacked in the forest by an animal she had thought was a beast with red eyes. What does this red eyes beast represent? The beast almost killed her but left a mark on her body with injuries, but for some reason, she survived. Selena’s perfect life began to turn upside down after this incidence and immediately she turned into a werewolf and met her mate - The Alpha. Joe - The Alpha was a werewolf who had bitten her on the night of the red moon and transformed her into one of his own. A Theta she-wolf, as well as her Luna. The Alpha kept killing humans in order to draw the hunter’s attention so he could instil his revenge on them for killing his parents. He had no intention of falling in love, he was fierce, feared and terrible. But now that he has gotten himself entangled with a Luna by accident, what will he do? The Alpha not only got himself a mate but also someone who shares same power as his. Selena found out that her father’s death was not an accident but instead was killed by a werewolf. She joined the pack to look for the murderer, but as she stayed longer, she discovered some secrets. He man he’s mated to is not what she thinks he is - A demon.

Alpha Joe signed a marriage contract with me to save his heart-sick crush— in exchange for my heart. On the day of the wedding, I was pushed onto the operating table. Her heart was taken. He was kissing his bride, while I died alone on a cold hospital bed. But fate gave me a second life— I returned as the most power ful Alpha, Stephen, vowing to make every betrayer pay in blood. Alpha Joe thought I was still the helpless little Omega. He never expected me to come back— with a lethal power , and memories sharp enough to kill him.

I beg to differ that.", I sassed and got out of his grip ready to move out of the room when he pulled me by my elbow and the next second I was pushed on the visitor's chair. He trapped me completely by keeping his palms on the arms of the chair. "I tried to tell you patiently.", I scoffed at his words. Patience and he don't go in a single sentence. He gripped my chin making me look into his eyes."Now listen carefully Miss, I want you for my niece as her babysitter. Tell me how much you'll take and we can seal the deal." This time it was me who blinked once, twice and thrice. "But I don't want to work for you." See the reason was absolutely clear. I liked the kid since the moment I met her but I hated this man from the moment I gazed into his eyes. "How much?" I frowned."You really think your money can make everyone dance on your tips?" "1200 dollars a week." I rolled my eyes making him lean towards me." 1500?" "Make it 15000 and still I won't work for you.", I retorted and pushed him. I walked to the door and gave him one glance."Next time when you talk to me, make sure you keep all your richness aside. That's one thing that I never want to see you again, you self-centred CEO." "We shall see." . . . Brave but lonely. Passionate but sensitive. That's Arielle Summers. For everyone, Money, Assets and happiness may be supreme but to her, self-respect is prime. Cold and reckless. Commanding and ruthless. That was Nicolas Arnold. He only cared for his niece, his Mama and his friends. Love life didn't exist until- she came into the picture.

Late at night, when I think I'm alone, I feel his breath on the side of my face, and I know--he's watching me. Ever since I moved into this ancient mansion to take care of my sick aunt, I've been experiencing strange things. When I discover she has a boarder, a mysterious, sexy artist who lives on the third floor, I think some of that is explained. The bumps in the night. The whispers from the shadows. But once Dalton and I are properly introduced, the strange occurrences don't stop. If anything, they are amplified. When I close my eyes at night, it's his face I see. It's his hands I feel. It's his lips I taste. The more I get to know him, the more I realize I don't know him at all. Dalton's not the kind of man that buys a woman flowers and makes her feel all warm and fuzzy. No, he's the kind of man your mama would tell you to run from. Cold. Dangerous. Complex. And now that he wants me, I learn he is more than that. Possessive. Controlling. Diabolical. I should leave this place before it's too late, but I know I can't. Whatever it is that's sunk it's fangs into him, it has me, too. He has me, too. For better or worse. 'Til death... Whispers of the Devil is a dark romance which some readers may find disturbing. Proceed with caution.

It’s all fun and games until a body washes up…. Beth Monroe just wants to make it through the summer baseball season without being the constant target of her brother Shane’s jokes, but he is relentless, and she’s ready to lock herself in her room and hide. Until the new girl shows up. Halley appears in small town Barryville like a ghost. No one knows where she came from or anything about her past, not even her last name. When she gives Beth a piece of unsolicited advice that, “It’s what’s on the outside that counts,” Beth changes everything about herself. By the time Beth realizes she’s becoming a monster, it might be too late, and Halley has already sunk her claws into Beth’s best friend Ryan—who might’ve been something more if Beth had opened her eyes a little earlier. As Halley’s past catches up to her, Beth realizes there’s more to this mysterious girl than she realized. Can she stop Halley from revealing her true, monstrous nature to Ryan before it’s too late?

Lilith, an unloved young woman, seeks acceptance and happiness in a pack torn by politics. When she discovers her fated mate, Alpha Joe is already involved with another girl who shares her scent, she finds comfort and safety with Alpha Prince Leo, who helped her feel better. They become deeply connected, and she becomes an important part of his life. But when her destined partner, Alpha Joe, comes back as the moon goddess intended, wanting to be with her, Alpha Prince Leo doesn't want to let her go. Lilith gets caught up in a reverse harem situation. She must navigate the revival of a lost love, love triangle, family secrets, second chance love, and unexpected reunions to find her true destiny. Will Lilith find redemption and a second chance at love, or is she destined to endure a lifetime of pain and heartbreak?

I was once the beloved daughter of the powerful Alpha and Luna of The Midnight Ridge Pack. I thought I had everything—a loving family, a protective brother, and a perfect fated mate—Steve Dolton, the strongest Beta of The Midnight Ridge Pack and the man I had loved for eighteen years. But when I turned eighteen, my world shattered. I discovered that I had been switched at birth and that Penny was the true heir of the pack. In an instant, I became the most awkward existence within The Midnight Ridge Pack. Though my parents promised I would always be their daughter, when Penny offended The Rogue King, they didn’t hesitate to make me take the blame and threw me into the infamous rogue den. I endured torture from silver chains and wolfsbane, my body covered in scars, becoming the lowest slave in the rogue den. It wasn’t until the fifth year that my brother-Alpha Joe and my former fiancé- Steve, came to the rogue den to take me back to The Midnight Ridge Pack. I overheard the casual chatter of the servants. "Does she seriously think she can come back?" "She made Miss Penny suffer outside for over a decade, stole ten years of happiness from her, and now she has the audacity to return and keep taking what belongs to Miss Penny. Shameless." "I heard that bringing her back this time is to help Miss Penny..." My throat tightened, and my palms grew cold. "Julia, come back home with us. We were wrong about you!" "Steve and I will treat you twice as well. You're still our precious little princess!" Amid their urging and apologies, I loosened my hand grip on the tattered hem of my dress. I had already promised to marry the son of The Rogue King. Our wedding was just around the corner.

Noah's Pov: "Ready ka na, iho?" tanong sa'kin ni mama nang makababa ako sa hagdanan ng bahay namin. "Uh..huh!" sagot ko agad. Isasama niya daw ako sa party ng kaibigan niya at ipapakilala ako sa mga kaibigan nito na matagal niya nang gustong gawin. Bihira lang kasi ako dito sa Pilipinas. Madalas ay pinagbabakasyon lang ako ni papa kaya ako narito sa Pilipinas. Kadarating pa lang namin sa party when i saw this girl, she had a very adorable and innocent look. I was only ten pero pakiramdam ko ay bumilis ang tibok ng puso ko pagkakita ko pa lamang sa kan'ya. "Karina Villafuerte," tawag ng isang batang babaeng nagbeso sa kan'ya. She had a distinctive and unique appearance even at a young age with her genuine smile and a playfull expression, which i found endearing. She's wearing a white long gown with a big ribbon on the back of her gown. She's like a princess with that flower crown on her hair. Nagpatiim-bagang ako nang makitang ngumiti siya sa batang lalakeng lumapit sa kan'ya. Tss! mas gwapo ako d'yan! I was about to walk away nang makaisip ng paraan para mapansin niya ako. Mabilis akong naglakad papunta sa likod niya. Patay malisya kong inapakan ang nakalaylay niyang gown na ikinalingon niya bigla. Damn! Did i hear a ripping sound? Lagot na! ang balak ko lang ay apakan ang gown niya para mapansin niya ako. Pero hindi ko gustong mapunit iyon. "Oh my God! What did you do?" halos mamutla ako sa tanong niya. Oh, great! You really did a great job! You've got her attention: now what? Akala ko ay hahampasin ako nito ngunit bigla na lang itong naupo sa harap ko at tahimik na umiyak.

Three months after my baby was born, I found out my husband, Joe, was cheating. The other woman? Hailey. Pregnant and smug. Joe actually got on his knees, begging for a divorce. I said yes. Until I could find a place, Joe's mom, Claudia, let me stay at the house. "Hailey," Claudia said, "you'll handle all the household responsibilities now." Hailey, all fake enthusiasm, chirped, "I'll take good care of this family!" Claudia replied, "Great. You'll start your day at five making breakfast. When Luca's hungry, you'll feed him and change his diapers. Once he's down for a nap, clean the house, grocery shop, and prep lunch. Laundry in the afternoon, tea service mid-day, then bathe Luca and cook dinner. After that, you'll put him to bed." Hailey's face? Priceless.

Warning: Please be advised that this story contains TRIGGER WARNINGS, and POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, SENSITIVE LANGUAGE ang MATURED THEMES, that not suitable for young audiences. _________ Akala ko ang pagkamatay ni mama at papa ang pinakamasakit na nangyari sa buhay ko hindi pa pala dahil may mas lalong masakit pa na nanaisin ko na lang ding mamatay para makasama si mama at papa. Ang hirap at sakit na dinanas ko sa poder ng tiyahin ko.Ang pagmalupet niga sa akin. Ang pagtalikod sa akin ng mga kaibigan ko noong kailangan ko sila. Ang ipagtabuyan ako ng taong mahal ko at ang pagkamuhi niya sa anak namin dahil isa akong biktima ng panggahasa. Imbis na tulungan,pinili nilang ako ay talikuran at pabayaan. Ngunit sa kabila ng lahat ng pinagdaanan ko may taong taos-pusong tumulong sa akin at inako ang lahat ng responsibilad na hindi niya dapat gawin sa akin. Ngunit ang hindi ko inasahan na ang taong tumulong pala sa akin ay siya pala yong taong sumira ng buhay ko ng buong pagkatao. Ang taong tumulong sa akin siya rin pala ang taong gumahasa sa akin. Gusto ko siyang maparusahan sa ginawa niya sa akin, ngunit sa anong paraan? Ipagkatiwala ko ba iyon sa batas o ako mismo ang gagawa? Ngunit, paano? Gayong sa puntong ito natutunan ko na siyang mahalin. Bakit sa ganitong paraan ako pinaglaruan ng tadhana? Makayanan ko bang ipakulong ang taong mahal ko? Maibigay ko pa ba ang hustisya para sa sarili ko kung ang taong iyon ay parte na ng buhay ko?