John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

"He is so funny. If you meet him, you will know how often accidental accidents happen with him. We have a prank day. When we were young, we did all the pranks on that day. So as a food prank, we made some chilli dumplings. And he was the one who got all of them in his plate. No one else got to eat that day. He ate one and ran away and we almost got punished for laughing so hard." Lia thought she was too much with Jake. But here they were having a prank day. "When do you celebrate the prank day?" "Its when everyone were home. That normally happened during grandpa's birthday." "We should also do one." Jake chimed in. Lia felt that it was not a bad idea.

Joanne nodded, though all she really wanted was to overturn the mojito on his head. She did not like him here. She did not like that he was sitting, absolutely relaxed, on the lawn chair with his arm draped lazily over her chair while all she wanted to do was eat her nails while she wondered whether the doctors had missed out on some major brain bleed when Reagan got his nose broken. “Yes, yes, the gender reveal was three months ago, Mr. Knight!” Joanne rolled her eyes. It did not help that one of Talia's friends thought the sun shone out of Reagan's ass and tried to start conversations with him.

No matter how dry it is. CJ takes a steak of chicken. He bites on it. "Damn! Is this the ecstacy I was depriving myself?" I wink. "Imagine! You're lucky to have me. You're welcome." CJ laughs a bit and clears his throat. Things are about to get a little serious by that gesture. "So, tell me. What's up with faking amnesia? You want an Oscar or something?" he jokes. "Getting an Oscar won't be that bad, would it?"

I was planning my escape through a fake plane crash. While I waited, Shirley showed up, glowing with triumph and pride. "Breaking your leg was part of my plan. That's prank number 99." I kept my cool, glaring at her with hatred. Shirley looked me up and down, then adjusted the luxury shawl on her shoulders. "The 100th prank will be at the Innova Gaming Competition. You'll be accused of plagiarism. Marvin gave me all the drafts for your game. "He's already bribed the judges. All your submissions will be three minutes later than mine. Prepare to face the biggest humiliation in your life."

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

While working overtime late into the night, I suddenly received a video from my wife. "Honey, there's a homeless man outside our door. I'm so scared!" In the video, a disheveled man was sitting outside my house. He occasionally muttered strange, unintelligible words. I immediately got permission to leave work and drove home, but on the way back, I got into a car accident. Only after I died did I learn the truth. It was a prank that had gone viral online. The footage of the homeless man had been generated using AI. What I never expected was that my wife's male best friend had taught her how to pull it off. They had even tampered with my car's brakes in advance. Worse still, the two of

"Jen, I was confused for a moment. Please forgive me just this once! How could I possibly like that ugly monster? What happened just now was just a wedding prank!" Zach dropped to one knee and lifted a ring, trying to slip it onto my finger. He wasn't stupid. Faced with a walking skeleton, I was the only "normal" option left. But I wasn't the gullible fool I had been in my past life. There was no way I would fall for his ridiculous excuses now. When I didn't soften at all, his parents—who were mocking me just moments ago—rushed over to smooth things out. "Jen, don't take it to heart. He was just teasing you!"

“Dangled him upside down. Swung him like a piñata.” Theo howls. “It was glorious. He was crying, begging us to stop, then puked all over himself. Mid-swing. It was fucking art.” Knox’s head falls forward and slams onto the table with a thud that silences the room. “Okay,” Ghost says, pinching the bridge of his nose. “We give it back. I’ll call it a prank. You two in bunny suits? They might actually buy it.” “Call it a security audit,” I counter, smirking. “If two idiots in bunny suits can breach ’em, anyone...can.”

Evren shakes his head but I catch him chuckling at his brothers too. “Well, I didn’t! I did a clean hit of the apple. You were just a shitty little whiner,” Reed flicks Jace a piece of cranberry while laughing. “You must have done a really terrible prank to receive that punishment,” I note at Jace who just dodged Reed’s attack. “I, uh, happen to put a spider inside the uniform of one of the maids. And she was deathly scared of spiders so she hysterically screamed and panicked and ended up jumping into the fountain for the rest of the staff to see,” Jace explains.

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.