Joke Time Tanong

The day Henry decided to marry my best friend, I turned into a joke in everyone’s eyes. He lifted my chin and stared into my eyes bewitchingly. “If you admit your fault, I can overlook your mistakes and start over again with you.” I obeyed and uttered the words, “I was wrong.” And yet, with mocking eyes, he sneered, “I can’t believe you’re this cheap, Julia.”

Eight years into marriage, and Fabian's mom finally gave me and my son her stamp of approval. Invited us to spend Christmas in his hometown. My son—Luca--and I were hyped. We picked out a gift for her and hit the road with Fabian. Right as we pulled into the village, Fabian's old friend called—crying, claiming she'd crashed her car. Fabian panicked. Left me and Luca in some random snowy mountain town and sped off. It was pitch black. Snow dumping down. Then Luca screamed. He'd stepped on a trap and dropped into a pit. Blood everywhere. I called Fabian, totally panicked. He goes, "Stella, Roxana's in a wreck. I need to be with her. Stop making everything a competition." Then he hung up. Blocked me. No time to fall apart. I wiped my face, called an ambulance. Too far out. By the time they got there, Luca was already gone. Cold. Broken. Gone. I held him and screamed until my lungs gave out. Meanwhile, Roxana's posting in the social media. All smiles in Fabian's arms. His face soft. Loving. [Highway jam turned into truth or dare. One word—"accident"—and he came flying. So happy.] I exhaled. Tagged Fabian. [Let's get a divorce.] This joke of a marriage should've ended forever ago.

"What good it is to be loved by you?” Iyon ang tanong ni Cindy. “At anong mapapala ko kung magpapakasal ako sa iyo?” "I will make your dream come true, my darling Cinderella.” May tonong pang-aasar pa ng CEO. “Baka maging nightmare ang panaginip ko. Tantanan mo ako, tanda!” “Sinong may sabing matanda na ako? Then, try me! Baka mapahiya ka.” Cindy is just turned 26 and Harry is 38 by the time they met. She was sold to Harry and became a bargirl and the two became intimate. But Cindy couldn't escape the harsh treatment of Harry's daughter until she was found pregnant. She waited to give birth until she ran away and walked down the street sadly. By chance, she received a call from the CEO of her previous company. He was inviting her to join the U.S.-based Toy Design Company. Five years later, Cindy came back with Oliver as Harry’s strongest competitor in the business community. After Cindy left, Harry realized that he had been deeply in love with her. Then they meet again, the change in Harry surprised him. There was a little boy by Harry’s side. Will Harry win back Cindy or let her go with Oliver? Will Harry allow Cindy to see and meet their twins and be one family?

Don't you get a bit annoyed some times when cliched novels, seemingly create characters just to misuse and dump them in the middle of a story? They say novels are an inaccurate of past pieces of history from different alternate universes, well this agent is here to make things right. {Esteemed host the female leads loathing is at maximum. Tread with caution, this eternal being wants those points} 'She really took her damm time~he he just what I've been waiting for, let me give the male lead a peck first" She snickered with a making a joke of her counterparts concerns. {Host!!!} 'Mmmwah' Thud! {She fainted} "En. Such fragile heart." *Shivers {Host is so cruel} 'Now it's his turn~honey' Have you read all the books of your favaorite genres off the internet and need the thrill of face slapping to end the day properly? Then this is for you. Follow, our goddess, Zhi Ruo through worlds with her trusty,crafty system, Timon, to give cheating bastards and white lotuses a taste of their own medicine, only a thousand times more bitter. -----------

CONTENT WARNING: Please note that this book contains sensitive themes and includes explicit scenes, making up approximately 20% of its content. It is intended for mature readers only. ✧✧✧ "Why is it hard for you to give up that office, Dr. Abernathy?" inis na tanong sa kaniya ni Dr. Carterson na anak ng Chairman—ex boyfriend niya 12 years ago. "Mahalaga sa akin, of course! At bakit ba gusto mo iyon?" tanong naman niya. "Ako lang dapat magtatanong," angal naman nito. "Bakit nga mahalaga?" "Regalo sa akin ng kuya mo iyon noong intern pa lang ako at ikaw na ang nagsabi na kapag regalo dapat iniingatan. Kaya ibalik mo sa akin ang opisina ko!" "Paano ba iyan? I hate to think that it's a gift from Jaxon, you're not going to like what I'm going to ask for." Nainis siya pero pinili niyang kumalma. "Then tell me, gagawin ko." "You sure?" "Why not? As long as hindi naman nakakamatay yan. Hindi mo naman ako uutusan na uminom ng lason o púmàtày ng pasyente di ba?" Tumaas ang sulok ng labi nito. "Okay...then take off your panty and give it to me." Napanganga siya. "W-What?"

"Kilala mo ba kung sino ako Carmella?" Tanong nito at binaggit nanaman nito ang pangalan nya."O.. opo... Kayo po ang anak ng may-ari ng Del Castillo Resort" sagot nya. Ngumisi ito at humakbang sa kinatatayuan nya, wala sa loob na napa atras sya at nagpatuloy ito sa paglapit at pag atras naman ang sa kanya hanggang sa madikit sya sa kahoy na dingding. "Kilala mo ko alam ko" sabi nito at hiniharang ang dalawang kamay nito sa tabi ng mga balikat nya, tila sya nasukol nito habang nakatingin sa mga mata nya."Bakit oh?" Tanong nya at sinulyapan ang mga nakaharang nitong kamay sa kanya at lumapit pa ito ng isang hakbang at nasasamyo nya ang mainit na hininga nito na tila humahaplos sa mukha nya. Napalunok sya ng ilang beses dahil kahibla lang ang layo ng mga labi nito sa mga labi nya."Anong ginagawa ng isang Carmella Perez sa loob ng solar ko? Alam mo ba ang pinasok mo? Teretoryo ng kaaway" sabi nito na nagpagulat sa kanya at nanlalaking mga mata napatitig sya rito, kitang-kita nya ang pagbalasik ng mga mata nito habang nakatingin sa kanya, nakikita nya ang galit at pagkasuklam na nakita nya noon rito limang taon na ang nakakalipas.

Stella's stepsister Amy who is top model in the entertainment world, have caught the eye of the CEO of the Whitmore. Rumored that he is old, fat, pot bellied, and sadistic, Amy refused to sleep with him. So, she have her stepsister, Stella replaced her. Stella was going to accept her destiny that have befall on her set by her evil stepmother and wicked stepsister. She wiped her tears for the last time as she embraces her cruel fate. As she gets ready for the CEO, she found that the man standing before her was a handsome young man, completely opposite of what the rumors were. "You're not Amy," said the man. "Who are you?" asked Stella. "Sebastian. CEO of Whitmore." "What?" Stella couldn't believe that the CEO is actually an attractive and sexy man. "So, this is the joke your family played on me huh?" Stella frowned at him. "For that you will have to sleep with me." "What?" "Strip." One night was all it took for Sebastian to become obsess with Stella. Stella on the other hand have her own secret. A secret that was passed on from her bloodline. And that secret have caused the powerful, dominate, and possessive man, Sebastian to come to her every night.

"Alejandro Mercado Tan tinatangap mo ba si Daniella Cris Aguadar Delvante na maging iyong kabiyak habang buhay sa hirap man o sa ginhawa?" tanong ng pare kay Alejandro. "Yes Father." Deretsong sagut ni Alejandro. "Ikaw naman Daniella Cris Aguadar Delvante tinatangap mo ba si Alejandro Mercado Tan na maging iyong kabiyak habang buhay sa hirap man o sa ginhawa?" tanong ng pare kay Alejandro. Tama ba ako, ako ba na ba yong tinanong ng pare?? Sandali lang hindi ako ma kapag isip kung ano ang sasabihin ko. Tinignan ko lang si Alejandro at hinihintay nya kung ano ang sagot ko. Yes din ba??? bigla ulit na may kong anong ala-ala ang bumalik sa isipan ko, ano tong mga naaalala ko kasal ako sa iba " I Do, I love you pag papakasal ako sayo ---" Naputol ang pag iisip ko ng mapukaw ako ng boses ni Alejandro. "Daniella tinatanong ka ni Father." Nakangiting sabi ni Alejandro sakin. Hindi aka maka pag salita may mga ala-alang bumabalik sakin at hindi sya yont taong damat na papakasalan ko alam ng puso ko dati pa kinasal nano sa iba. Miss Runaway Bride finally meet her Mister Billionaire. Her great love Mister Lazaro.

“I will agree to whatever you want, Ms. Aragon. I will give you a million, but in return, you'll be my mistress and partner in bed...” Hindi kaagad nakahuma si Lalaine sa sinabing iyon ng lalaki. Paano mangyayari ang gusto nitong maging kabit siya gayong kasal sila? “P-Pero kasal tayo, hindi ba?” naguguluhang tanong naman ni Lalaine na may munting kirot sa puso. “Sa papel lang tayo kasal, Ms. Aragon,” sagot naman ni Knives na bakas ang iritasyon sa tinig. “Hindi ko na uulitin ang tanong. Ano ang sagot mo?” malamig pa tanong sa babae. Dahil wala nang pagpipilian pa ay sumagot si Lalaine kahit labag sa kanyang kalooban, “S-Sige, pumapayag ako...” Si Knives Dawson, ang pinakamayamang businessman sa buong Luzon ay palihim na ikinasal sa isang ulilang dalaga na si Lalaine Aragon. Napilitan lang na magpakasal ang dalawa sa isa't-isa dahil sa kagustuhan ng kanilang mga minamahal na lola. May mamagitan kayang pagmamahal sa dalawang taong langit at lupa ang agwat ng katayuan sa buhay? Paano kapag nalaman ni Lalaine na mahal pa pala ng lalaki ang first love nito at nakatakda nang magpakasal ang dalawa. Ipaglalaban ba niya ang kanyang karapatan bilang asawa gayong alam niyang walang pagmamahal si Knives para sa kan'ya?

Makakaya mo bang bigyan ng pagkakataon ang taong naging dahilan kung bakit ka nasaktan at kung bakit nawala ang iyong tiwala? Sabi nila ang pagmamahal ay syang magiging inyo dapat matatag na kandado upang manatiling matatag ang inyong relasyon. “Wala ka ba talagang ibang gagawin kung hindi ang pagtaguan ako?” inis na tanong ni Ashton kay Mitsuki. “Hindi ko alam kung bakit ba patuloy mo pa rin akong sinusundan kahit alam mong nilalayuan na kita!” litanya ni Mitsuki kay Ashton.