Jokes Are Half Meant

While everyone glowed up in highschool from middle school, Simone remains a nerd who everyone terms as unfuckable She's is bullied by Dave, the son of the owner of the school and half the state, and she is forced to be his school slave. At the same time, she is in love with the Janitor's son, Thomas. What happens when Thomas makes a fool out of her and when Dave rapes her and gets her pregnant. Will she learn from her past mistakes or make the same mistake later on with her school bully?

As the mafia boss of Ciudad Reál, Caspian Magnus Castillo has no time for any unnecessary things a man in his age would do. He only cares for power, money and safety of his city. Being the biggest rival of the Castillo Clan, Hunter Cody Lazus uses his remaining card to overthrow them- seduce the virgin mafia boss. Fiorella Evianna Quinn, his half sister, was tasked to make Caspian fall for her. But little did Hunter know, his remaining card will be his biggest downfall.

My husband,Yves Gordon, got a diamond necklace at an auction. It was my birthday. The next day, I saw another woman wearing that necklace. She was Joyce Cherny, my husband's new sales director. That woman posted a dozen shorts on TikTok to show off her necklace. I commented, 'Nice necklace, but the outfit doesn't match.' Half an hour later, Yves called me. He berated, "I bought Joyce that necklace! She deserves it! She doesn't need you mocking her for it!"

He found his mate he thought was dead, she found a man that saved her. He brought her into their world that she didn't know ever existed. He lost her yet again, but even in death she fought to survive to be with him, holding on to every last thread of life. Would he get her back? Would she survive? Life without my other half is a torment and hell, help me stay alive, help me survive, help me breath again.

He needed a wife urgently and she was the only one available. She needed the money urgently and he was her only option. To get what they wanted, Liam and Anabelle signed a contract to be married for three months, with the rule never to fall in love or get attracted to others. Rules are meant to be kept, so are they meant to be broken. Will their marriage really end as planned after three months, or will it turn real? When obstacles arise, their lives are hung on the line, will they be each other's stronghold, or will their marriage crumble like it never happened?

At the end of the altar stands the groom, the man I’m meant to marry beside the groom stood my mate.

"Believe me, destiny won't run away. Even if you drown in the Congo River and parts of your body are eaten by Goliath Tigerfish, if she's meant for you, she'll accept you just the way you are." ~ Gladwin Hampton ~ "If it's truly meant to be, it won't go anywhere. Even if we run to the ends of the earth to avoid it, God will always provide a way to bring His creatures together. But... we can choose to avoid it if there's a chance." ~ Bella ~

"What do you mean. I have to marry you?"I asked as he faced me with a very dirty glare. "You'll just have to accept it missy". "What if I don't?"I asked folding my hands underneath my breast. "Then you'll have to pay me the money you owe me" "But I don't have such money " I whined. "Then face the consequences. You'll get jailed"His thick voice sent shivers down my spine. "You said it's just a few months stuff right?"I asked taking my eyes down to the ground. "A year to be precise" Well I'm Brianna Salvador and I just landed myself in huge trouble. I didn't mean to break his car. I just got angry so I hit it so hard with a rock and it broke. Brianna Salvador is a half American and half Filipino, she's out to make ends meet and prove to her parents that she can also become independent but when she gets herself into a huge problem she's forced to get married to an Italian demigod Diego De Lucas. Is an Italian business man out to take what belongs to him. He's inheritance is siezd by his grandmother and the only way to get it back is if he gets married and begins a family. He meets Brianna in a very odd way and decides to marry her to get his fortune back.

My mother’s ex. My present lover. My step brother. The alpha I love was once meant to marry my mother. But on the eve of their wedding, he found her in bed with his father and vanished without a trace. Years later, fate brought him back into my life… as my fated mate. This could destroy our love and the entire pack. What would you do if fate made you fall for the one person you were never meant to love?

Ivy MacGregor died in the hands of her fiancee and her half sister. Who would have thought that the man she loved will kill her someday? If God gives her another chance, she wishes to reborn again but this time she want to meet someone who will love her truly and treasure her. She got reborn into a different world. She's reborn as the Alpha's Mate. A heartless tyrant Alpha in a clan of Cavindish. The one who will make her life a living hell. A twisted fate between a Vampire and the Alpha werewolf prince.