Jokes To Tell Your Crush Novels & Stories

He grinned and shrugged again. “The only thing I have a crush on is myself, but I’d like to see you crushing on me.” His tone made it clear he was joking. But he wasn’t the only one who knew how to joke. “You know what I would like to see?” I asked, a brilliant comeback popping into my head. He leaned forward and shook his head. “No.”

“Yeah he definitely upgraded.” I let out a breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding. Maya looked at me smiling awkwardly “ I know It was just a silly crush” her lips puckered “Then laugh about it, tell him about it and ask for his contact. Nothing serious” Her brows arched “Except if you still like him?”

Amirah said. "What if… we just kidnap him?" I joked. "F*ck you! That’s bad!" she laughed, while my head spun from the dizziness. "Woah, life-changing idea, huh?" "Don’t worry, I’ve got another plan." "And? Include me!" she leaned closer. "No." "Why?" "Because…" "What?" I leaned in and whispered, "I’ll seduce my crush. Genius, right?" I laughed, but she grinned like she believed me.

He spoke in a low voice. “Hey, I see what you’re trying to do here,” she complained. “You only want to get me to drink the water.” “Just as you’re trying to get me drunk,” he shrugged at her. “Fine! Never have I ever told my crush how I feel.” Oliver laughed. “Everyone knows not to do that. That’s a bad move, simple. So, there’s your answer.” Anelia twisted her lips at him and sipped her water. “Which crush did you tattle your feelings to?” He asked amused.

I’m even expecting for him to like pop a fuse and just combust in shame. “I don’t have a crush on you—go and fuck your conceited self.” He grumbled while folding the laundry in the living room as we watch some classic series of Tom and Jerry. If anyone has some kind of issue with what we are watching—they could fuck off. I fucking love Tom and Jerry. “You know, it’s really okay to have a crush on me, I mean, it’s just a crush. It’s not like we’re gonna have se—“

Jay says " Well I don't even know what you guys are talking about and there is nothing to say " I say " You call just staring at a guy with a drool on your lips nothing " Tasha says " I didn't drool guys " I say and chuckle. " It's fine we all know that having crush is very hard " Savvy says " I seriously didn't drool " I say again " Especially when you love someone " Jay says and I shoot him a death glare.

He shoves into me playfully, smiling down from his taller height, and I eye roll at him, my own smile dropping to a sarcastic squint. “Hot for you? Really? I’d like to say you were my first crush, but I think maybe Jake beat you to that for like five minutes, so you can’t even get that title.” I grin his way mischievously, giggling childishly as he grips his chest in a mock pain response.

Jonathan advised. "Why don't I just kill that girl, Jo? I think it would be fun. She's not pretty, she's not attractive and I wonder why Gery is so crazy about her? They're even getting engaged soon, Jo!" Cheryl's screams combined with the music that was getting louder. Jonathan took the glass from Cheryl's hand. "Alright, don't drink anymore." "I want more, Jo. I'm still strong, gimme me more drink. I don't want to hear they're getting engaged, just watch me crash their engagement party." Cheryl was still babbling.

I told him to make excuses. “Oh, you’re thinking of your girlfriend” He said then looked at me with teasing smile. No! I am thinking of you, only you. I want to tell him that but I don’t know what will be his reaction and it’s too embarrassing to tell him. “I don’t have a girlfriend but I do thinking of someone” and that is you. “OHHH, you are thinking of your crush! Tsk, youngster nowadays” he is shaking his head while talking. “I am sorry” I apologize because I don’t know what to say.

she added as her friend burst into laughter again. "Unlike them who had their jar of luck full, my crush doesn't even know I exist," the girl said, wearing a pitiful look as her friend laughed again. "You know that pretty much right? That this isn't a novel where you meet your crush who is a very popular guy and fortunately for you too, he secretly likes you. You know the w*****d novels" her friend said and the girl burst into laughter. "Of course, who doesn't know what she said as she shook her head.