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“I’d be needing your advice. Can I talk to you man-to-man?” I nodded. “Okay, you see, this weekend I plan to do some crazy wild things with my girlfriend. Let’s just say this old man here needs some good tips, one that would make her cripple by morning.” Heck! The only tip I had in mind was to cut off his cock.

I replied. "Like seriously" He replied. "Yes," I replied. "But don't feel discouraged. Let me encourage you with my life story. My girlfriend clearly told me she did not love me after more than one kissing and she did worse to my heart that I won't like to talk about, right from her having a fake boyfriend that she did not love to the rest" I replied. "Like seriously" He replied. "Yeah but don't feel discouraged, Sara will never be a harder nut to crack, if she loves you, but if not, she will not give in for any relationship" I replied.

I can guarantee you that my chat up lines are worse than anything you've ever heard! "spill Jones!" fuck her cheeky side is such a turn on. "haha, ok ok, feel my shirt. know what it's made of? boyfriend material!" "that's brilliant, another one?" "Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen!" she's laughing so hard that she has tears in her eyes and her laugh is music to my ears. "now your turn!" "I've only ever said a chat-up line to someone once and that was because I lost a bet but it was... I think there's something wrong with my phone. your numbers not in there!"

I opted to send a long text message and told her I would explain better tomorrow at work. After that, I dumped my phone and focused on my still-sulking mate. “Baby, she won’t steal me away! I am not just a girlfriend, I am your mate.” I assured him and kissed him sweetly. “Thank you. That woman is a charmer! One time when we were fourteen, she stole my girlfriend and I had to watch them be all loving throughout the summer. It was torture to my fourteen-year-old heart.” I really didn’t want to laugh but finding out the stolen girlfriend thing happened decades ago made me laugh out loud.

which may prove to be problematic when i am parading you around in front of all my coworkers and they start to ask me questions about you boyfriend 💖 2:13PM just make up the answers! that’s more fun anyway Addison 2:13PM i was going to suggest that i ask you a few questions to get to up our couple lies but i suppose that’s also an alternative boyfriend 💖 2:15PM Addison, where did your boyfriend grow up? “on mars” Addison, how did you meet your boyfriend? “in a sex shop. he was the cashier. i was buying a dildo. it was fate i think”

she exclaims as if I'm stupid for not getting it. Max nods in agreement, siding with his girlfriend -- surprise, surprise. "I don't get women but even I get that." Bell folds her arms across her chest and shoots him a look. "It's true, he doesn't," she glowers at him before scowling at me again. This woman... Actually, all women! I frown at the both of them, wondering what it is that I can say that will make them understand me. "She laughed at his jokes," I eventually tell them after first having racked my brain for a few minutes in search of something convincing.

I called her my girlfriend; I frigging told my mum that she is my girlfriend. Way to go, Javier.

I just want this level of confidence while talking to him. "What? Who? Where?" It felt like his whole attention is towards the phone now. "Yes, you heard me right I am taking your girlfriend with me for a day out" "First of all she is not my girlfriend and second of all you are not taking her anywhere" "Why? Are you feeling insecure that I would steal your newly found love from you?" She teased him. "Stop this bullshit. She is not my love. Stop your nonsense and send her to my cabin within five minutes. I want a coffee"

he said playfully and I shrugged. "I'll just find some other guys who are willing to kiss me" I backfired and he glared me. "It's been not even fifteen minutes you're my girlfriend and you're already talking about other guys" he exclaimed and I giggled. "You won't be able to stay away from my lips" I joked. "By punishing me, you're punishing yourself" I explained and watched as he groaned. "You're an awful girlfriend" he huffed but I could see amusement glimmering in his eyes. I faked hurt and put my hand on my heart.

Or maybe he does and just doesn't want to make things awkward by talking about it. “I've already told you,” Joy says after watching me in silence. “Tell this guy how you feel and get it over with.” I lean on my headboard with a sigh. “It's not that easy.” “What's making it hard? Is it not just to tell him, ‘hey, you. I like you. What about you? Do you like me?’” “He has a girlfriend. I can't be telling him that.” “Like you said, girlfriend. Not wife. Which means, in the future, there's a huge possibility they'll break up. So just shoot your shot already.”