Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

Everybody wants to be protected. Everybody wants to be secured. Sa bawat kwento, pag isa kang "importanteng" tao, your life will be filled with threats kaya may mga taong papaligid sa iyo para protektahan ka, the guardians. Minsan, o di kaya halos lagi nalang, the damsel in distress ang laging prinoprotektahan. Nangangarap ng kanilang "Prince Charming" o di kaya ng isang "Knight in Shining Armor" ...pero ngayon, papatunayan ko sa inyo na ang isang babae ay kaya ring protektahan ang isang "importanteng" tao... yun nga lang... ...he's a badboy. I am guarding the badboy at ito ang aking kwento.

|| WARNING: R18 MATURE CONTENT (SPG) || Isang babae na nagdesisyon na mamuhay ng mag-isa, malayo sa kontrol ng kanyang mga magulang, ang makakakilala sa isang mafia boss na walang ibang ginawa kundi kontrolin ang lahat ng tao o bagay na nasa kanyang paligid. Ngunit paano kung mahulog ang loob nila sa isa’t-isa? Papayag kaya ang babaeng ito na muling kontrolin ng iba ang kanyang buhay lalo pa’t alam niyang gulo lamang ang dala nito sa kanyang buhay? Gusto niyong mabasa ang kwento nila?

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

Romcom Family Story Ang Nakakatuwa at Nakakaiyak na kwento ng pag ibig Sadya bang mapaglaro ang tadhana? O' sadyang hindi ito ang itinidhana. Sabi nila tayo ang gumagawa ng tadhana natin pero bat ganun minsan di naayon sa gusto mangyari ang dapat na mangyari. Kaya mo bang sumabay sa agos ng buhay pano kung ang agos ay nasa dalawang ilog kaya mo bang mamangka ng sabay . Hanggang kailan kaya ka lalaban Hanggang kailan kaya mong tiisin. Kasinungalingan nga ba ang paraan ng matibay na relasyon. Si Ace or Francisco Baltazar ay galing sa broken family .Nag aral eto sa Perpetual Novaliches Integrity School dito niya nakilala si Isay o Ysabelle kanyang unang pag ibig at pagkabigo at si Alex o Alexander isang lalaki na dati ay mortal na magkaaway na kinaulanan ay nagkaroon sila ng relasyon ilang pangyayari ang nagibg dahilan para si Alex at ace ay magkahiwalay,may gusto na si Alex kay Isay dati pa. Kinalaunan ay nagpakasal si Ysabelle at Ace , mahabang pangyayari at nagkaroon din ng relasyon na si Alexander/Alex at Ysay . Ano nga ba ang sikreto na maluluntad ano nga ba ang rebelasyon na ikakasakit para isa.Magkakaroon nga ba ng happy ending si Ace or Ysabelle? Ating subaybayan ang kwento na makakapagbigay Ngiti at Magbibigay ng hapdi sa ating mga puso. Mabigyan ng aral ang bawat magbabasa neto.

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

Pipiliin ba ni Jace na yakapin ang pag-ibig na minsan niyang tinangka na takasan, o ang mga anino ng kanilang nakaraan ay maghahatid sa kanila sa pagkakahiwalay magpakailanman? At sa huli, kapag nagising si Luther, matutuklasan ba niyang si Jace ay naghihintay pa rin sa kanya, o talagang nakapag-move on na siya? Sa isang mundo ng panganib at pag-ibig, ang kanilang kapalaran ay nakabitin sa isang sinag ng pag-asa. Ano ang mangyayari sa kanilang kwento? Ang sagot ay nasa hangin, sa isang tadhana na patuloy na naglalaro.

Kwento ito ng dalawang tao na kung saan ay magtatagpo sila ng landas dahil lang sa isang dare na naganap. Si Raine ay walang ibang iniisip kundi ang makaahon sa kahirapan upang makabawi sa kaniyang pamilya ay binuhos jito ang kaniyang atensyon sa pamilya ngunit niloko siya ng kaniyang nobyo. Wala na ulit sa isip niya na pumasok ulit sa relasyon ngunit. Isang araw ay bigla na lang siyang kinuha ng isang lalaki na lingid sa kaniyang kaalaman na ang lalaki palang kumuha sa kaniya ay hindi isang mabuting tao.

Have you ever pain so raw it feels like your hear is being dragged out of your heart? The type that breaks into pieces you could never find because they are lost to the wind of scorn and shame. Cassandra carries her pain like a weight on her shoulder everyday despite her smiles and jokes, too young to remember what it felt like to have parents before she lost hers to an accident her grandparents do not like talking about she is trying to find the little good life has in store for her. But she is given a brutal awakening when the one person she thought would bring her much needed happiness tosses her aside. So Cassandra runs away from it all, she runs far enough to never feel the despair looming behind her. And she runs into the arms of Ray, handsome, cocky, but caring, considerate, and loving. Cassandra is about to find out love works without the mate ties and build bonds with the most unlikely people. Cassandra is about to find the love acceptance she always yearned for in the most unlikely place.

Destiny is something we all believe to be fixed right? Something that we can't fight against. Pero naisip mo na ba kahit minsan na baka ang tadhana ay para ring tao? Na pwedeng magbago ang isip? Na pwedeng may baguhin sa isang parte ng isang kwento sa kahit anong oras niya gusto? They say some stories end not with a happy ending, but some people also believe that a story's real ending is a happy one. Because, after all, that's what we all deserve right? Happiness. But what will happen if destiny really changed its mind on a life story of two people who were supposed to meet anyway?

Paano aaminin ni Ayla sa ngayo'y nobyo niyang si Vladimir na dating silang naging FUCK BUDDIES ng pinsan nitong si John Enriquez. Paano matatanggap ni Vladimir na ang pinakamamahal at nirerespeto niyang babae ay pinagsawaan na pala ng pinsan niya? Ito kwento na tungkol kay Ayla na pumayag sa set-up nila ni John na maging 'Fuck Buddies'. Hindi lang isa o dalawa, kun 'di maraming beses na may nangyari sa kanila bagay na pinagsisisihan na niya dahil sa nobyo na niya ngayon ang pinsan nitong si Vladimir Grande.