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The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

Ako si Loukrisha Makabajo, ang NOT SO BEAUTY na dalagang sumabak sa pagkakasambahay makatulong lang sa pamilya at sa kasamaang palad, isang gwapong BEAST ang naging amo ko, si Spencer Mackenzie na kung ilalarawan ang ugali ay mas malala pa sa isang halimaw na naiisip ninyo.Sa pagdating kaya ng panahon ay maaari ding maging isang prinsepe ang BEAST na katulad niya kagaya ng nangyari sa isang kwento sa fairytale?Pwede rin kaya na ang isang NOT SO BEAUTY na kagaya ko ay magkaroon ng happily ever after kasama niya?

Destiny is something we all believe to be fixed right? Something that we can't fight against. Pero naisip mo na ba kahit minsan na baka ang tadhana ay para ring tao? Na pwedeng magbago ang isip? Na pwedeng may baguhin sa isang parte ng isang kwento sa kahit anong oras niya gusto? They say some stories end not with a happy ending, but some people also believe that a story's real ending is a happy one. Because, after all, that's what we all deserve right? Happiness. But what will happen if destiny really changed its mind on a life story of two people who were supposed to meet anyway?

Paano aaminin ni Ayla sa ngayo'y nobyo niyang si Vladimir na dating silang naging FUCK BUDDIES ng pinsan nitong si John Enriquez. Paano matatanggap ni Vladimir na ang pinakamamahal at nirerespeto niyang babae ay pinagsawaan na pala ng pinsan niya? Ito kwento na tungkol kay Ayla na pumayag sa set-up nila ni John na maging 'Fuck Buddies'. Hindi lang isa o dalawa, kun 'di maraming beses na may nangyari sa kanila bagay na pinagsisisihan na niya dahil sa nobyo na niya ngayon ang pinsan nitong si Vladimir Grande.

[How do you avoid the darkly handsome Beta that wants to... eat you?] Camilla: I was sent to Alpha Jackal’s mansion to pay off my foster parent’s debt. It wasn’t something I feared until I learned that Rin, the pack's Beta, is a powerful demon. Now I'm stuck under the same roof as Rin, and there is no chance of avoiding him. I wish I could. Why? Because a demon murdered my parents in cold blood. I fear Rin. Demons are monstrous, which is why it must be one of life's cruel jokes to have inserted Rin into my life. Rin: I should stay away from the new housekeeper, but how could I possibly keep away from the seductive she-wolf? She is gorgeous, and my Alpha would punish me if he knew badly I wanted her to sit on my face, squirming and moaning my name. He can never know the truth, especially not since he seems interested in her too.

"How dare you keep my son away from me?!" "You rejected me and didn't want to do anything with me!" "I will reject you all over again to punish you for this!" "Jokes on you if you think I care about your rejection anymore." ___ Delilah was the contracted bride of Alpha Stephen Knight even after being his fated mate. Losing her parents at a young age was hard enough for her and getting brutally rejected by her mate was the last straw for her. She left with dignity and vowed to never turn back. But what happens when her past comes back to prove destiny once again? Stephen Knight never wanted anything to do with her but was that going to change when he sees her after years? She has changed but he hasn't. He is still the same heartless man. In the game of lies, revenge and pain, they will discover truths that's going to shatter their lives. Will Delilah find Stephen beside her or will he break her heart once again?

Cerita ini bermula dari kunjungan Amelia Caras (Mia), seorang gadis nyaris pengangguran ke kedai kopi teman masa kecilnya sekaligus pemuda yang ia sukai diam- diam selama ini, Juan Zavala. Mereka sebenarnya saling menyukai tapi Mia selalu menolak perasaan Juan. Dalam kunjungan yang kesekian kalinya, Mia bertemu dengan pelanggan tua bernama Aguirre yang selalu menganggap Mia mirip dengan kekasihnya dengan menunjukkan foto- foto sang kekasih. Mia sama sekali belum menyadari, bahwa sebenarnya pertemuan itu membawa benang merah yang panjang dengan kunjungan sang ibu dan nenek ke flatnya demi pengobatan Alzheimer nenek. Namun kedatangan keluarganya ke Mexico City berhasil membuat Mia menemukan lagi kisah cinta lama yang terputus, sekaligus menemukan kisah cintanya sendiri.

Kinasal si Athalia o mas kilala bilang Tati kay Raphael. Sa ilang taong pagsasama nila ay ilang beses lang umuwi ang asawa niya. Raphael hates her to the core, ginagawa niya ang lahat para maibalik ang dating meron sila. Ngunit paano nga ba maibabalik ang bagay na hindi naman nangyari? Limang taon niyang pilit pinapalitan sa puso nito ang dating kasintahan. Ngunit hindi ito maalis sa puso ni Raphael. Lalaban pa ba siya o susuko na? Mananatili ba siyang Mrs. Yapchengco o susuko na lamang ba? Ito ang kwento ni Doktora Athalia Rielle “Tati” Lazarus–Yapchengco.

Si Lialyn Griffer o mas kilala sa tawag na Lily ang pinakamatapang, maldita at palaaway sa magkakaibigan pero may puso din naman. Isa siyang anak mayaman pero mas pinili mamasukan bilang waitress sa isang sikat na Restaurant dahil pangako niya sa kaniyang magulang gusto niya munang ma-enjoy ang buhay bago sumeryoso sa kompanya ng pamilya. Ang kanyang pagiging matapang at palaban ang siyang ipagkakatagpo ng landas ng isang mayamang arogante . Si Draco Frimmenger . Ang manyak na lalaki panay kindat sa kanya, lumipad tuloy ang kamao niya sa gwapong mukha nito. Tunghayan ang makabagbaging kwento ni Draco at Lily.

Kwento ito ng dalawang tao na kung saan ay magtatagpo sila ng landas dahil lang sa isang dare na naganap. Si Raine ay walang ibang iniisip kundi ang makaahon sa kahirapan upang makabawi sa kaniyang pamilya ay binuhos jito ang kaniyang atensyon sa pamilya ngunit niloko siya ng kaniyang nobyo. Wala na ulit sa isip niya na pumasok ulit sa relasyon ngunit. Isang araw ay bigla na lang siyang kinuha ng isang lalaki na lingid sa kaniyang kaalaman na ang lalaki palang kumuha sa kaniya ay hindi isang mabuting tao.