Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

The vampire duke of Valestead was not a man to be trifled with. He was centuries years old and full of hate for humans because of the death of his beloved mate; Katherine during the mass killing of all supernatural creatures. Meeting Guinevere Pedro must be the fates way of playing with me because of her exact resemblance to his dead wife and she is also an enemy just because she was human. The duke decides to marry her to find out exactly why she looks like his dead wife and then to kill her to satisfy his animalistic urge but what he did not expect was that she would her innocence touching him in places he never knew existed and once again… the duke's dead heart shall awaken before it is too late for both of them and before the war of old strikes again

The strong, ruthless, and powerful Pedro De Luca (Nickolai) of the Lucado family ruled the dark underworld where he was born. Growing up, everything he ever wanted was within his reach. Except the person he wants the most. Being a charismatic and powerful leader of the mafia world. Many families sought to have him as a son-in-law. But Nickolai found himself searching the world for a young mysterious man whom he had a brief encounter with in the past. Every touch, feel and taste of him is freshly imprinted in Nickolai's memory. He just couldn't forget about him. He craves him and he must have him. Choi Narim (Jace) got entangled with his past lover who now happens to be the ruthless Don of the Lucardo Mafias. Despite every attempt to escape him. He ends up falling into the trap of his predator

Sa gitna ng mundong puno ng pagdurusa at kahirapan, isang asawa ang naglalakbay sa daang puno ng sakripisyo para sa isang pag-ibig na di karapat-dapat. Sa kabila ng mga pagsubok at pagkakataon na sumuko, pinili niya paring manatili at magtiis para sa taong hindi nauunawaan ang halaga ng kanyang pagmamahal. Ngunit hanggang kailan siya magtitiis sa pag-asa ng pagbabago? Isang kwento ng pag-ibig, sakripisyo, at pag-asa ni Maricar na nagpapakita ng lakas at tapang ng pusong handang magmahal kahit na di ito kapalit ng karapat-dapat na pagmamahal.

Sa kuwento ng pag-ibig, panlilinlang, at pagbabago, sumasalamin ang kwento ni Sofie, isang babae na nagtrabaho sa isang club upang matustusan ang pangangailangan ng kanyang pamilya. Isang araw, dumating si Matias Chavez, ang may-ari ng isang condo at ilang illegal na negosyo, na nagdulot ng pag-ibig at kaguluhan sa buhay ni Sofie. Ngunit ang pag-ibig na inakala niya ay hindi ganap, dahil may kakambal si Matias na si Mateo na puno ng inggit at galit sa kanya. Nahulog ang puso ni Sofie kay Matias, ngunit hindi niya alam na ang lalaking minamahal niya ay hindi palaging si Matias, kundi ang kanyang kakambal na si Mateo. Sa gitna ng mga pagpapanggap at panlilinlang, nagpatuloy ang pag-ibig ni Sofie kay Matias. Ngunit ang pagkakataon na mabuo ang kanilang pamilya ay laging nasa panganib dahil sa mga plano ni Mateo na sirain ang relasyon nila. Napapaligiran ng mga pagsubok, pagkakamali, at sakit, nagpasya si Sofie na gantihan si Matias at ipakita ang kanyang galit. Ngunit sa gitna ng lahat ng ito, maaaring mayroong pag-asang mabuo ang kanilang pag-ibig at magkaroon ng pangalawang pagkakataon. Sa huli, ang kwento ng pag-ibig nina Sofie at Matias ay nagpapakita ng mga sakripisyo, pagkakamali, at pag-asa. Ito ay isang kuwento na magpapaalala sa atin na ang pag-ibig ay hindi perpekto, ngunit may kakayahan itong magdulot ng pagbabago at pagpapatawad.

Si Seraphina ay isang Reincarnated soul at isang Bilyonaryang CEO na Suplada at Allergic sa mga kalalakihan ang mahuhulog at mababaliw sa isang sikat at gwapong Celebrity Billionaire na si Elias Tan. Ang kanilang kasalukuyang kwento ay maraming katanongan na ang tanging mga kasagotan ay nasa nakaraang buhay. Magsisimula ang kwento dahil sa dalawang magkasintahan na kinitil ang sariling mga buhay. Matapos magpakamatay ni Brent ay nagpakamatay din si Amelia.Sinisisi niya ang sarili sa pagkawala ng Binata kaya nagpasya din siyang taposin ang sariling buhay. Samantala, matapos ang 27 na taon ay unti unting nagkakaroon ng mga kakaibang panaginip si Seraphina,mga panaginip na para bang konektado sa kanyang nakaraang buhay. Si Elias naman ay ganoon din ang nararanasan, ang managinip ng mga kakaibang scenario na puno ng mga katanongan. What if mag meet si Seraphina at Elias? Ano kaya ang mararamdaman nila sa isat-isa? Magkakaroon na ba ng mga sagot sa kanilang mga katanongan? Si Seraphina at Elias nga ba ang reincarnation ni Amelia at Brent? Mauulit ba ang nakaraang pangyayari tragically sa kasalukuyan? Sino-sino ang mga reincarnated souls?Ano kaya ang tunay na dahilan kung bakit natapos ang buhay Pag-ibig ni Brent at Amelia tragically? Handa na ba kayong malaman kung sino-sino ang mga reincarnated souls na magpapainit ng inyong mga katawan at mapapakilig ng inyong mga puso? Alamin natin ang buong kwento.

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!] George the Gorilla: [Relax. There’ll be many visitors during Christmas. We’ll have more eyeballs than we can eat! Also, I’m calling dibs on her thigh.] Thor the Tiger: [Nobody’s taking her head, right? That’s mine.] Tucker the Elephant: [I’m a vegetarian, but I can crush her bones to dust.]

isang simpleng babae na ang hilig ay mag travel, at independent woman ganyan kung ilalarawan si Kira. Nagtatrabaho siya bilang Cashier sa Resto kung saan pag mamay ari ng isang sikat na bilyonaryong barista na si SheyRon Ibasco. sa di inaasahang pagkakataon magkakatagpo ng Landas ang dalawa sa gitna ng travel journey ni Kira, nag karoon sila ng ONE NIGHT STAND sa unang gabi nilang pagkikita . subaybayan nyo ang nakakaexcite na kwento ng dalawa. WARNING RATED SPG , dapat open minded ka ^^

Ako si Loukrisha Makabajo, ang NOT SO BEAUTY na dalagang sumabak sa pagkakasambahay makatulong lang sa pamilya at sa kasamaang palad, isang gwapong BEAST ang naging amo ko, si Spencer Mackenzie na kung ilalarawan ang ugali ay mas malala pa sa isang halimaw na naiisip ninyo.Sa pagdating kaya ng panahon ay maaari ding maging isang prinsepe ang BEAST na katulad niya kagaya ng nangyari sa isang kwento sa fairytale?Pwede rin kaya na ang isang NOT SO BEAUTY na kagaya ko ay magkaroon ng happily ever after kasama niya?

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

"How dare you keep my son away from me?!" "You rejected me and didn't want to do anything with me!" "I will reject you all over again to punish you for this!" "Jokes on you if you think I care about your rejection anymore." ___ Delilah was the contracted bride of Alpha Stephen Knight even after being his fated mate. Losing her parents at a young age was hard enough for her and getting brutally rejected by her mate was the last straw for her. She left with dignity and vowed to never turn back. But what happens when her past comes back to prove destiny once again? Stephen Knight never wanted anything to do with her but was that going to change when he sees her after years? She has changed but he hasn't. He is still the same heartless man. In the game of lies, revenge and pain, they will discover truths that's going to shatter their lives. Will Delilah find Stephen beside her or will he break her heart once again?