Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes Novels & Stories

"Ngayon lang. Pumunta kami para kunin ang marriage certificate namin bago kami pumunta dito sayo." Gusto niyang itago ito kay Joaquin, ngunit dahil walang intensyon si Rael na ilihim ito, wala rin siyang nakitang dahilan. Nabulunan si Joaquin sa sarili niyang laway. Ito ay simpleng hindi makapaniwala, halos hindi siya makapaniwala sa kanyang narinig "Ate, ano ba talaga ang nangyayari? May speed-dating ba ito?"

Sabi ni Kuya Jack bago niyakap ang mga kaibigan isa-isa saka tumabi ulit sa akin. "Ito pala ang kinukwento ko sa inyong kapatid kong maganda na, gwapo pa mga brad." Paunang sabi ni Kuya na ikinakunot ng noo ko na ikinatawa naman ni Riyo kaya sinamaan ko siya ng tingin. Napansin naman ito ni Mathew kaya parang nakita ko siyang ngumiti pero agad din niyang binawi nang mapansing nakatingin ako sa kanya. "Single ito mga pre. Never been kiss pa dahil bawal pa," dagdag pa ni Kuya. Dito na ako nagreact dahil parang binubugaw niya ako sa mga kaibigan niya.

"Grandpa, from now on, I won't listen to any words from you. You want me to marry Joanne from the White family, right? You'd better give up!" "What’s wrong with Joanne? Why don't you fancy her?" asked Pedro. "Why should I take a fancy to her?" Jordan scoffed. "I won't get married or live as you wish without Irene. Just wait and see! A good show is about to unfold." "B*stard!" Pedro was furious. "Are you threatening me? I'm not buying this!"

"Oh, hi... Long time no see, Lucas. Kumusta ang kulungan?" Lucas rolled his eyes. "Ayun, kulungan pa rin." "Iiwan ko na po muna kayo," nakangiting tugon ni Jeina sa dalawa, bago muling binigyan ng masamang tingin ang nakatatandang kapatid, "Umayos ka nga, Kuya. Ang dugyot mo."

Jhonia said to him. "That's because nobody knows when am joking and that's the best part. Haha, get it." Kuwain said laughing, however, Jhonia took him seriously. They leave Kyhe in the office, he then picked up his phone and leave...

the poetic words came out from Juan Pedro's mouth. He accessed the memory of the supreme expert and this was one of his lines in the past. And it hasn't fail him, not once. "HAHAHA! What are you smoking, Juan Pedro? Do those words work on girls you've encountered before?" Isabella laughed out loud at the audacity of this boy. "STUPID!" "HAHAHA!" The chorus of laughter echoed on the canteen. Unbeknownst to the couple, many ears had been eavesdropping on their conversation as everyone was interested on what Juan Pedro was going to say.

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

“Let’s go, Jade. Wala naman tayong makukuha sa pakikipag-usap sa kanila.” Ngunit bago tuluyang lumakad, sumulyap pa si Jade sa tatlo, mabigat ang boses nang sambitin, “Tsk tsk. Wala na talagang aasahan ang Pilipinas sa mga kagaya ninyo.” Gio, na tila hindi makapigil sa sarili, tumalikod saglit at ngumisi. “Kagaya namin? Na ano? Mayayaman?”

Another story "What's use of life her than telling stories The two men laughed. Raul added, "You might be interested of your son "Son!"Jonathan boomed. "How could I make that without women here" he responded sarcasticall "Well, how about your wife Joana "Oh. Yeah. The death king's. Not mine. I told you about that already," Jonathan said, remembering the time he told him " so tell me about you and Sheena. Yours is a wonderful story than me you know

ani ko pero narinig ko na lang ang tawa ni Kuya. “Batak pa naman ‘yan, Ma’am Yso! Ano ho bang ginawa niyo at mukhang tigre ng mangangagat sa inyo?” tumatawang tanong ni Kuya Rex ngunit hindi ko na nasagot dahil nakita ko ng tumakbo si Jeo. “J-jeo kasi! Joke lang yun!” sigaw ko. Ngunit gustuhin ko mang tumakbo para makaalis ay saktong kumikirot naman ang paa ko.