Knock Knock Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

### Knock knock "Remus, Bella, wake up!" Knock knock "Hey it's nine in the morning! Wake up lovebirds!” Sandro kept shouting and banging on his friend's door, with him stood Rene who had only been staring at Sandro in horror. It was still early, and this man was already making a fuss. Tok… Tok “Shouldn't we wait until they really are awake? This seems impolite?” Rene said. "Too long, I don't want to stay here too long. I want this to be over quickly."

"Or do you guys just always use the bathroom together now?" I didn’t even miss a beat. “Yeah," I said with a straight face, keeping my voice low so the parents nearby wouldn’t hear. "I like to hold his big dick while he pees. Makes him aim better." Kole’s jaw dropped slightly in shock, but before he could recover, Kira and Martin burst out laughing, loud, unfiltered laughter that drew a few curious glances from across the room. Knox just grinned wickedly, grabbed me by the waist, and kissed me hard and slow, like he couldn’t have been prouder of the filthy comeback. When he finally pulled away, his thumb brushed across my cheekbone like he was staking his claim in front of everyone.

I growled and snapped at him. Dumb hooked his hand into the waist of my shorts and yanked them off, he tossed them over his shoulder. He started to push my sweatshirt up. Dirty said, "Open your mouth wide bitch." He had opened the front of his jeans, his cock was in his hand, he was stroking it. Dumb grabbed me by my hair, "Yeah, open wide baby. You're gonna get a mouthful." He laughed. He yanked my hair hard and my mouth opened as I screamed. Dirty pushed his disgusting cock into my mouth.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

Ava rode Oliver while I sat on Julian’s face, his talented tongue working my clit and pussy until I came with a shuddering moan. Then Julian had me bent over the edge of the bed, slamming into me from behind while Ava and Oliver 69’d beside us, the wet slurping sounds mixing with our skin slapping. Hours seemed to pass in a haze of pleasure. The room filled with constant noise — creaking bed, wet flesh colliding, moans, grunts, and filthy encouragement. “Take Daddy’s cock deeper, princess.” “God, Ava, your pussy is gripping me so tight.” “Leena, come on my tongue like a good slut.”

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* The sound of the knocks were so loud in the quiet mid-night Jeremy froze under me, his cock still buried deep in my cum-filled pussy. His eyes went wide with pure panic. “Shit… that’s my mom,” he whispered, his voice already cracking. I moved fast. In one motion I slid off his bare lap, grabbed the thick duvet from the foot of his bed, and dove underneath it, pulling it completely over my naked body. I could still taste his cum on my tongue and feel his load leaking down my thighs.

I snorted before I coughed up some more smoke. "I wish you would." John laughed. "Lord, John, you shouldn't say shit like that." "Why not? You can't knock it until you try it." John winked at me and started to burst out laughing; he was dim. What would Pepper think if she heard her son talk like this? He better be glad it was just me that heard him. Not everyone would be as understanding when it came to nelly jokes. "Stop bumping your gums." I shook my head at him with a smile.

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

******* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock * I was still in deep sleep my eyes barely opened when I heard that someone was knocking hard on my bed room's door. But I was too tired to open the door so I covered my ears from the pillow and pulled the blanket back on me. I shouldn't have to stay at the party the whole night, I knew it, the hangover will take me. I won't do that mistake again but I need sleep. *knock* *knock*

You DON’T give me blue balls, you hear me, pencil dick? ”And I already paid heavily for that joke alright, so just stop nagging me about it. Besides, you had more orgasms than me tonight so stop complaining.” ”Complaining is very different from rubbing it in. And though I do admit to rubbing it in, I’m still not forgiving you!” ”Damn it kid, just get over it…” Slam! The solid sound reverberates throughout the room and right after, one can hear the intense creaking of a king-sized bed with a luxurious mattress.