Boyfriend Outsourced Our Relationship to AI
He almost never texts me first, and in person he barely says a word.
In three years together, he's never remembered a single anniversary, and he's never once suggested we celebrate a holiday.
But the second I message him first, he lights up, all "baby" this and "baby" that, fussing over me, coaxing me to sleep.
Sometimes I'd get this strange feeling that there were two different Noahs.
His explanation was that he was just bad with words face-to-face, and that texting or voice notes felt like less pressure.
I kept telling myself that being together meant meeting each other halfway. He was quiet and reserved, so I'd be the one to reach out.
He forgot anniversaries, so I booked the restau