The Boyfriend App
Lapuz can’t, for the life of her, figure out why Kayzel has lady bumps on her breastplate.
With Kayzel being princess and knight rolled into one, Ecto’s own full plate armor with cape feels a bit redundant. But Mrs. Lapuz doesn’t mind because, like he promised, Ecto does all the lifting (“buhat”) – as in ALL of it. Ecto slays and destroys every enemy and hostile structure they face along the way, using a sword that’s nearly as big as him but he wields like a baton. It resembles a giant butcher knife. Kayzel a.k.a. Mrs. Lapuz just follows Ecto around from a safe distance so he totally looks like her bodyguard. Her bushwhacking, literally chivalric bodyguard.