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Good girls and Bikers don't mix just like oil and water don't mix. Nothing similar, nothing in common, just different worlds and personalities. But what if they cross paths and end up having an inexplicable and perfect chemistry? Carl and Adrian are the two most popular bikers and rivals in college, each with a unique personality. Amanda is a medical student—intelligent, introverted, and a bit of a nerd. One night at a club, Amanda, in her drunken state, kissed Carl and accidentally broke his phone. To make amends, Carl asks her to work at his motorcycle club to cover the repair costs. What happens when Carl, who has always been distant and uninterested in women, finds himself falling for her? Adrian placed a bet with his friend to win her heart and ditch her at the end but what happens when he starts getting infatuated with her? Watch how a nerdy Amanda draws the attention of two rugged famous bikers who are rivals in college. She discovers some secrets in her entanglement with them and learns about her past, but when she crosses paths with new enemies as a result of being with the bikers, will she end it all or endure the hardships just to be with them?

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

"Sudah jelas aku masih gadis." Adaline berucap dengan nada bangga. Walau, berujar pelan. "Kau tidak bisa membedakan mana perempuan yang masih gadis? Kau payah sekali." "Haha. Kau masih gadis rupanya." Titans pun menjawab dengan santai. Tak lupa menyeringai. "Jadi, kau belum pernah tidur dengan pria mana pun, Miss Adaline? Kau tidak ada kelainan bukan?" "Tidak! Aku normal, Mr. Titans!" Adaline berseru dalam intonasi yang tinggi, tak ada keraguan. "Aku tidak mungkin bisa menyukai sesama jenis. Aku hanya suka pria. Apalagi, macam dirimu." Adaline meneruskan. Bicara blak-blakan. "Dan, aku yang akan pertama untukmu, benar bukan? Bagaimana cara aku memuaskanmu? Kau ingin yang seperti apa, Miss Adaline?" "Berikan aku percintaan yang paling panas. Aku sudah membayarmu dengan mahal." Adaline sedikit mesra, kali ini. Kedua tangannsudah berada di dada bidang Titans yang keras. ……………………. Di usia sudah menginjak 26 tahun, Adaline Hernandez tak mempermasalahkan dirinya yang belum pernah bercinta dengan seorang pria mana pun. Bahkan, tak menjalin kasih juga. Hanya sekadar berteman dekat bersama mereka yang menyukainya. Dan, saat mulai mengenal Titans Genon, hasrat terbangkitkan. Bahkan, sejak pertama kali bertemu pria itu, ia sudah membayangkan mereka akan terlibat dalam percintaan-percintaan membara di tempat tidur. Namun, Adaline tak membayangkan jika dirinya juga harus melibatkan perasaan. Ditambah muncul masalah kehamilan yang mengharuskannya menikah dengan Titans. Dan, sebuah rahasia pria itu juga terbongkar.

After my mother's murder, I fled to avoid the prophecy. The end of the world rests on my shoulders, and I'm not willing to deal with it when my visions of the future are becoming increasingly terrifying. The only good thing about being a seer is that I could see my mates without putting them at risk. Everything changes when I am captured by the guardians and they take me to the temple. That ends up leading me straight to the men I've wanted to avoid for years: a serious dragon, a seductive vampire, a sensitive Alpha wolf, and a hot-tempered sorcerer. I just hope that refusing the bond will save us from catastrophe. ***** Bonded with four mates is a reverse harem romance set in a modern fantasy world. It is recommended for those over 18 years old due to the language and the violent and sexual situations it presents.

“I will agree to whatever you want, Ms. Aragon. I will give you a million, but in return, you'll be my mistress and partner in bed...” Hindi kaagad nakahuma si Lalaine sa sinabing iyon ng lalaki. Paano mangyayari ang gusto nitong maging kabit siya gayong kasal sila? “P-Pero kasal tayo, hindi ba?” naguguluhang tanong naman ni Lalaine na may munting kirot sa puso. “Sa papel lang tayo kasal, Ms. Aragon,” sagot naman ni Knives na bakas ang iritasyon sa tinig. “Hindi ko na uulitin ang tanong. Ano ang sagot mo?” malamig pa tanong sa babae. Dahil wala nang pagpipilian pa ay sumagot si Lalaine kahit labag sa kanyang kalooban, “S-Sige, pumapayag ako...” Si Knives Dawson, ang pinakamayamang businessman sa buong Luzon ay palihim na ikinasal sa isang ulilang dalaga na si Lalaine Aragon. Napilitan lang na magpakasal ang dalawa sa isa't-isa dahil sa kagustuhan ng kanilang mga minamahal na lola. May mamagitan kayang pagmamahal sa dalawang taong langit at lupa ang agwat ng katayuan sa buhay? Paano kapag nalaman ni Lalaine na mahal pa pala ng lalaki ang first love nito at nakatakda nang magpakasal ang dalawa. Ipaglalaban ba niya ang kanyang karapatan bilang asawa gayong alam niyang walang pagmamahal si Knives para sa kan'ya?

Olivia face a troubling life after her lover ran away from the hospital when they had just discovered that she was pregnant. As it gets even troubling Olivia realize that she had been used after her so lost lover return as her step sister's finance, she was used by her family and her lover. Fortunately She accidentally got involved with Maximum Weitheimers who is one of the biggest, richest business man internationally although he is cold and acts very heartless. Olivia gradually find herself getting involved with Maximum. To find the father of her child and to get what rightfully belongs to her, Olivia decide to take the route of revenge with a lot of powers by her side. Will she find the father of her child? Will she get close to Maximum?

“You can only marry this guy over here if you wish to dance in his blood, Gigi.” he presents me with an ultimatum and I know what he is skilled at. My stepbrother has a twin brother who is Satan in disguise. “I promise to turn this white dress of yours into something red. Perhaps his blood will do, what do you think?” I gasp, hating the idea that he is putting in my mind and I yell at him. “You are nothing but a narcissist!” His evil chuckle is causing pain to my ears. “Oh, honey, no. I don’t suffer from narcissism, I enjoy it.”

Since the first time met Wolfgang, Emily had fallen in love with him. He treated her well and was handsome and gentle, making her infatuated with him. However, he was both intimate and distant, sometimes being very friendly towards her but other times being cold and distant. But Emily wouldn’t give up, she loved him and was determined to flirt with him until she won him over. Then one day, on a full moon... she saw him transform into a... werewolf! Her destined love, Wolfgang, was a werewolf! What was Emily to do?

Akira Elfaruq adalah seorang gadis yang baru saja lulus kuliah. Ia dikenal sebagai gadis yang cerdas dan menawan. Akira memiliki seorang kakak perempuan yang lebih cantik dan mempesona bernama Naisha Elfaruq. Pada suatu saat, ayahnya menerima sebuah lamaran untuk Akira dari seorang dosen di kampusnya yang telah sejak lama memerhatikan Akira, agar dipikirkan dengan anak dosen tersebut, yang bernama Zaidan Athar. Zaidan seorang lelaki dewasa mapan yang ternyata telah memiliki hubungan dengan seseorang yang tak disangka, yaitu Naisha. Pernikahan tidak bisa dibatalkan, Zaidan terpaksa menikah dengan Akira. Berbeda dengan Akira yang merasa senang diperhatikan dengan Zaidan. Pernikahan yang diisi dengan satu cinta akhirnya lambat laun dapat meluluhkan hati Zaidan melalui serangkaian perjalanan hidup Akira dan Zaidan, ketika bersama-sama melakukan perjalanan religi ke kota Mekah. Allah Mahamembolak-balikkan hati hamba-Nya.

Peace has a something she is hiding under her expressionless face. Ada hides her true feelings under her innocent smile. Isaac is hell bound on looking for what Peace is hiding. The story of a group of friends where a girl falls for her prey, a protector can protect no more and a kidnapper is on his knees for the girl he kidnapped. A love story with a lot of twists.