Lotlot And Friends Joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Humanity exists in a gray area between good and evil, and inside this gray area are mysteries that cannot be revealed or comprehended. Humans don't know about the strange creatures that live in their world. To interact with other people and live normally, like a normal human. They're on a mission with humans. Reclaiming the souls of the dead can help protect people and keep the balance of nature. Their patience will be put to the limit by Elize, a cool undercover lady who causes them trouble. If Elize doesn't fear death, how can Lucian, her Guardian Angel, keep her safe? Dark, an Angel of Death, must figure out how to keep her from joining the long line of lost souls who have brought them nothing but misery through the millennia. Consider the consequences if Aza, the Angel of Mischief and one of the fallen angels, decides to step in. If Elize is intransigent and Aza interferes, neither or both of the Guardians will be able to complete their mission.

Twenty years ago, Thantos Abraxas, The Alpha of the Crescent Shadow werewolf pack went on a powerfueled rampage. Leaving every other pack with just one choice, bow down or die. He ripped through pack after pack, slaughtering it's members and forcing many others into hidding. Even worse, he destroyed every pack's wolfsbane plants, forcing them to lose control of their wolf selves during the full moon. Luckily the packs that hid were able to escape with some, but only enough for their own. Now, the Crimson River pack's wolfsbane is nearing complete depletion and the werewolves wont survive for long without it. The vicious killings of so many humans from nearby towns are beginning to draw hunters to the packs location. But luckily, there is still one hope left. Their Alpha, Grayson Sinclair, sends his nieces Malia and Iselyn to try and reason with Thantos in his old age for some of his wolfsbane. But will the girls be willing to compromise with the monster that put them in this situation to begin with? With the hunters closing in on their family, do they even have time to think about it? Will they even have a home to go back to? One thing's for sure. Grayson will never bow down to another. And neither will they.

The death rate in the Silver moon pack increases on an immense level as a certain rogue wolf wanders around, destroying the lives and the properties of the inhabitants of the pack. His reasons are unknown. His goals are unstated. And his Identity is uncertain. Yet, on a particular night every week, it is believed that the residents are obligated to go into hiding just to be safe from the werewolf's rage. Mila, a young girl of approximately twenty years of age, falls victim to this werewolf's rage, losing her mother who was bent on protecting her. She decided to go on a mission to unravel the secrets behind this strange werewolf and save the entire pack. But she has no skills, no knowledge of the battle, and no one to coach or support her in this decision she makes. Does she succeed? Read on as Mila builds confidence and skills in the bid to avenge her mother's death.

Jaz herself is a stingy girl but when it comes to the people she loves, she is willing to give it up and is willing to risk her life for the people she loves. Ken is a man who is afraid of his parents but he is willing to disobey for the woman he loves and he is also willing to give up his life for the people he loves.

When a young girl moves to a new town with her Uncle and cousins, she has to complete her senior year at a new school. Her love for tattoos, fighting, fast cars and family is what keeps her going. She tries to ignore everyone to make it through her last year but that doesn't last when she catches the eyes of 3 brothers. The Brothers run the school and town they live in. All 3 are drop dead gorgeous and used to everyone sucking up to them. They have girls all over them every week but none have committed. Their love for all things fast, cars, women and motorcycles, are the only thing on their minds. That is until a new girl shows up and doesn't treat them like everyone else. Her smart mouth, tattoos and attitude intrigue the brothers and they can't wait to have her. Will she give into their advances? Will the brothers give up their fast ways?? Just have to wait and see...... **THIS STORY HAS A LOT OF GRAPHIC SEX SCENES AND SEXUAL SITUATIONS. DO NOT READ IF UNDER 18 OR IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS TYPE OF BOOK**

Si Rain Celvero ay simpleng babae lamang na may simpleng pangarap: ang makapagtapos ng pag-aaral, ngunit sa hindi inaasahan ay napadpad siya sa delikadong lugar. Ang Monstrous Academy, isang ekswelahan kung saan nahahati ang mga estudyante sa limang uri; Ang Keen, Robust, Amiable, Probity at Insolent. Ang simpleng buhay ni Rain ay magbabago sa oras na makilala niya ang gangster na si Thunder, leader ng sikat na grupo na mas kilala bilang DARK.

Kung ilarawan ng mga tao si Raya Digo, siya ay masayahin, maganda, at matalino. Taglay niya rin ang buhay na kinaiinggitan ng marami. Ngunit ang hindi nila alam, sa likod ng mga ngiti ay may nakatago na matinding lungkot sa kaniyang dibdib, na nagpapa miserable rito sa araw-araw. Lumaki si Raya sa puder ng kaniyang lola dahil sa trabahong tinahak ng kaniyang mga magulang. Sadya nga namang malupit ang tandhana. Makakayanan pa kaya ng dalaga ang ibabatong unos kung haharapin niya ito ng mag-isa, at kung siya ay wasak na wasak pa?

Even Gail Romero, the drummer of the band, Sublime Outlander met Prime Valencia at a very unexpected moment. She met her when she was tossing down yellow tulips on the cliff where Giyo Velasco's car, her boyfriend who passed away years ago, fell and crashed. She wasn't aware that on that same day, Prime will be applying as the new frontman of the band. When the latter got accepted, that's when she knew she'll be dealing with the guy who humiliated her for the next years of her life. Prime admired Gail since high school and was smitten even more when he knew of how thin Gail's thread of temper is. He finds it adorable, most especially when she rolls her eyes. He confessed his feelings to her during the Rakrakan Festival, an annual event for bands, in front of the crowd. He started courting Gail then and fortunately, they found comfort in each other's arms. They've got the best of their relationship not until lots of secrets were revealed. Everything seemed to be in chaos; her grades, the band, the friendship, their relationship, and the family Gail has were ruined. Gail thought that everyone was lying to her and think she should've faced her problems alone. She has lost trust in everyone. How will she be able to fix everything alone?

Being a smart and beautiful woman is certainly the dream of all women, but not all women can face life properly. Losing their first love at the age of 16 is not easy for Aiys. It takes time to get over it. "Is it natural to bet with love in your mind?" Aiys asked silently. When Aiys still believes in the miracle of a promise, a new man comes to fill the emptiness of the heart and transforms into a hero in Aiys' life. But again, before the old wound healed, he had a new wound. The transfer of the duties of the Aiys parents to a village is a harsh reality that must be swallowed up. "Am I not destined to be loved and to love?" "The only encouragement for my life right now is myself," said Aiys softly. Arriving at the Aiys village, he was surprised by Farhan's presence in his life. Cool man, smart, and dream of the whole school. Meeting with Farhan opens Aiys eyes, the life in the village that he doesn't want turns into the most memorable story in Aiys life. Every day Farhan is able to make Aiys fall in love with him. Coupled with the birth of a community that they built together, "Sun Earth" The ups and downs of building their community naturally. Are they able to achieve their goals? And no one knows, that Aisy was Farhan first love at first sight. Enable Farhan to fill the emptiness of Aiys heart or even return to open old wounds for Aiys.