The Dual Claim
Bringing it into the bathroom, I closed the door before I turned on the light.
I didn’t want to lose my white blonde hair, but the Matron was right. My hair would be a giveaway no matter where I went.
The box was a dark brownish, reddish color. I read the directions carefully, ignoring the test part. The results didn’t matter; I was doing this anyway.
It was awkward, but I managed to slather the goo everywhere, including my eyebrows. With my luck all my hair would fall out and I’d be bald.
I stuck my tongue out at the mirror and waited. When the time was up, I stuck my head under the tub faucet and rinsed until the water ran clear. Following the instructions, I put conditioner in and rinsed