Mad Honey Novels & Stories

My standard vanilla honey aroma started to bleed through the cracks, sweet and heavy, filling the small space. But it was not pure honey anymore. Deep within the sweet scent, a radical, primitive shift was happening. A foreign note had entered the air, something rich, milky, and deeply grounded, like fresh earth after a heavy rain. It was an ancient biological signal, a scent that did not belong to a lone Omega athlete. Orion froze.

She cleared her throat, "the main element in an obessium is honey, its critter is a miroslaw and its main ingredients are; diluted dragon blood, broccoli, elephant fat, three spider legs, a frog's eyes, snail eggs and cloud vapour." The first witch who took the bottle from Elma looked like she was about to spew the contents in her stomach. When Elma nodded at her she opened the bottle, sniffed it, and took a quick gulp. The witches watched Apple closely, very closely. After a minute Apple furrowed her eyebrows, "wh--" The witches shrieked as a huge lump of fat bubbled on Apple's cheek. Apple's own shriek was lost in the pounds of fat growing all over her, her fingers distorted expansively to

"That sounds like a great plan! If our village starts this work, our warriors will definitely keep every single pot completely clean and hygienic for the viewers." "Your hands will need a lot of yellow hive-wax to mold the lip salves," I remind him. "Are there any bee-keeping packs living around these ridges?" Master Jacob nods his head super fast, a giant smile on his face. "Yes, we have several great bee-keepers in the next valley who harvest pure local honey from the rocks. There are plenty of hives around the mountain, so getting hive-wax is super easy for our hands. The only problem is that our brains don't know the exact steps to separate the essential oils or cook the salves."

Lorenzo POV I was going to take her back to the camp but changed my mind at the last minute to take her for a ride. We both needed the open space to clear our thoughts, the ride was very quiet, and the times I stole glances at Nadia, she looked so lost in thought. After driving for about forty-five minutes I pulled into my property, it is two thousand acres of farmland the major crop grown on the farm is grapes and apples, which when harvested, can be used for juice and wine.

The girl was feeling like a delicate bird in front of him. Azfarin's hair was so tangled that tears came to her eyes due to the pain. The man with the horrible face was staring at her from top to bottom. What happened was that the veins of Azfarin's white neck were becoming clear. The whole body was trembling. The neck and face were drenched in sweat under the influence of fear and heat. A wave of fear ran through Azfarin's wheelbarrow. He put his face very close to Azfarin's face. "The Macy's Moote Harin Brain"

Heira chuckled when Xyneth uttered the word 'honey', "If my brother found out that you called me honey and I call you honey, he would definetly devastated and he'll be jealous for sure." She chuckled, "I know." Xyneth opened her fifteenth beer without getting drunk, well she already drunk a hundreths of alcoholics so these is just nothing to her while Heira has already drunk sixteen of the beer and she's already drunk. "H-how come that you're still on your right m-mind?"Asked by Heira who was pointing at her. Xyneth smiled at her, "I used to drink hundreths of these, I've already tried a lot of alcoholic beverages to ease my pain so this is just nothing to me."

What did he just say? "Maddox" Ares warns and I look at them both dumbfounded. "what? I'm just saying it's nice to meet her" he says with a shrug. I let out a breathe I didn't know I was holding and looked up to meet Ares's stare. I guess he was staring at me all this time during this awkward conversation. "can you please stop this Maddox you are literally traumatizing my employee" Ares says with a eye roll as he seats down next to Maddox. "just mind my friend, he is always like this with no fliter in that mouth of his" Ares says as he slaps Maddox's head playfully. I give me a nod as I smile, Maddox is your typically playboy, he is 6 foot something not too tall like Ares, he have these stri

"Your breasts look fuller, you no longer have those tiny lemons of yours huh..?" With a straight face, Merrigold replied. "Does any of the things you said sound appropriate to you? You're deranged. Seek help before it's too late." "It was a compliment, you do not fancy compliments alright noted!" "..." "I love your lemons regardless." "Be quiet, just shut your mouth!" Merrigold hissed. "I LOVE LEMONS!" Austin yelled daring her. "There's actually a lemon tree downhill, Master..." someone responded trying to please him as always. Merrigold felt embarrassed, beyond embarrassed.

Selene asked, eyeing the liquid suspiciously. “Honey mead,” Iris said, taking a sip and immediately coughing. “Very strong honey mead. Like, potentially see God strong.” “Perfect.” Selene took a drink and immediately regretted every decision that had led her to this moment. It tasted like someone had distilled sunshine and violence into liquid form. “Good, right?” Kira was already halfway through her mug. “It’s terrible.” “That’s how you know it’s working!” Three mugs later, Selene was starting to understand the appeal.