How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
They wore full armour, helmets that covered their faces, and they had spears that didn’t look symbolic.
“Gosh, I’m glad to see you guys,” said Maurice, without missing a beat. “Is this the way to the main assembly hall? We’ve been wandering around these passages for nearly an hour and my feet are killing me.” He smiled ingratiatingly, all wide-eyed with innocence.
The small of my back was cold with sweat. Watching someone else play the role of blagger-in-chief was even more nerve-racking than playing the role myself.
“How do we even get out of this place? Is there a map? I didn’t see one in the gift shop.” He couldn’t have come across more enthusiastic if you’d told him Alan Moore and George