His Royal Breeder
"I bet she’s going to puke all over her nice truck before we even get to the main road."
"Hey!" Katherine protested, though her eyes were half closed. "I can answer for myself, Lysa." She turned her gaze to Ezekiel and gave him a lopsided grin. "Mr. Gorgeous, Handsome Prince... I had lots of beers, a Long Island iced tea, then more beers, and some shots."
"Oh," she added, "and there was this one bubbly purple thing. It was the exact color of that dinosaur on the kids' show and—"