Materi Stand Up Comedy Tentang Mantan

He took Caleb’s d**k in his hand, stroking him in rhythm as their mouths met again in a mess of moans and kisses. Caleb clung to Henry’s strong back, his fingers digging into the soft flesh of his lover’s body as the rhythm quickened. Henry’s lips pressed to Caleb’s neck as Caleb moaned with every thrust, unable to hold back. I caught my boyfriend cheating. So I went to the one man he feared most—his father. But heartbreak turned into hate. And hate led me straight into Asher’s arms. Now I’m caught in something twisted and wrong… It was meant to hurt him. Still he won’t let me go without a fight. Asher Thompson isn’t just a father. He’s the man behind the mask. A mafian billionaire who hides his criminal empire beneath silk suits and polite smiles. And now, he owns me. I wanted revenge, to make Henry hurt. But each time Asher took me apart with a look. And every time I try to leave, he drags me deeper into his world of secrets and sin. He touches me like he owns me. He looks at me like I was made to be his. But I don’t know what’s worse, the pain Henry caused… Or how much I still feel for him, even while I’m in his father’s bed. And when the truth comes out? Someone’s going to bleed. And I’m not sure I want to survive it. This started with heartbreak. Now it’s war. And I’m the one holding the match.

Bloody ! Those dark blue eyes pierces me like he can actually see my soul, like he could see the demons lurking in my mind “W–who a–re you?” I stutter unable to form a single word right under his burning gaze. His dark, soulless eyes rake my body in a ravenous manner. “I am your Alpha.” he growls, stretching his hand forward. He spins me around and slams my body against the wall. A grunt leaves my lips at the force that presses my front to the wall. “You are mine.” he whispered, his calm voice sending shivers down my spine. *** Grace's life takes a tragic turn when her father dies mysteriously, and all his wealth is taken in a claim of paying an unknown debt. It gets even worse when her mother becomes a drunkard, and she has to be the breadwinner of the family to ensure her brother is well taken care of. Dreams shattered, and abandoned when she found out about her cheating boyfriend. She feels it's all when life throws her another curveball as someone sets her up to be raped. What happens when her turns out to be none other than Nelson Divine. The richest man in the country. Not only that, he is her mate. Love, hate, betrayal, and nigh more is Grace faced with. Will her life change after encountering the demigod of an Alpha? Or is she bound to suffer forever?

Allison Carter is a successful software developer who works for a prestigious company. But things start to fall apart for her when she finds her boyfriend in bed with another woman and in her bid to take revenge on him, she gets into a one night stand with a man who turns out to be Xander Black, the Alpha of Blue Moon pack and CEO of the company she works at. Seeking to protect his name, Xander fires Allison but a month later, returns her job to her. But just when Allison's life is beginning to piece together again, she discovers that she is pregnant with Xander's child. With Xander's ruthless mother and sister who threaten to ruin Allison's life if she doesn't get rid of the pregnancy, things don't seem rosy after all.

"I want you to feel everything I shall do to you tonight, everything." Another kiss followed, tracing a line from her stomach to her lips. He then lifted his face to hers, capturing her mouth in a deep kiss, his lips coaxing hers open. As he did, he pressed a block of ice to her lips, guiding it with his mouth, the coldness sharp and foreign against her. The chill of the ice struck her, yet it slowly melted, mingling with the warmth of his breath as he kissed down her shoulder, his face burying into the soft curve of her neck. A soft moan escaped her lips. “Yes, dearest, do it—moan for me.” -- Determined to make the Alpha who forced her into marriage jealous, Magdalena turned to another man, unaware that it was the Alpha himself in disguise. But what happens when the truth comes to light? When she realizes the man she fell for was him all along? Will she walk away from the deception, or stay, knowing her heart has already chosen him? Note: This is a dark werewolf romance containing explicit content.

What do you do when you're supposed to be boyfriend doesn't have the time for you leaving you hanging and dateless all the time. Who do you call? The backup boyfriend. In comes your on-the-go best friend who always acts as the backup boyfriend. It's easier to pretend since you have feelings for him before. But what will happen when fate plays with you, and your backup boyfriend falls in love with you, and wants nothing but to be your real boyfriend? And to add to the complications, your backup boyfriend/best friend is your boyfriend's boss who is keeping a secret identity. Who will you choose, the boyfriend whom you love but doesn't have the time for you, or the backup boyfriend who gives his best to show how much he loves you but is keeping a very dark secret from you.

A young boy found himself always speaking with a man in his dreams, little did he know his life would change drastically as he opened his body to the man who identified himself as his true self and the destined on to save the supernatural realm of Zelda Ocarina.

Enam tahun menikah dengan Erik, Lavanya hidup dalam tekanan. Ia bukan hanya istri tapi juga tulang punggung keluarga suaminya. Mertua dan iparnya terus membandingkannya dengan wanita lain. Sementara Erik lebih sibuk bermain game daripada mencari nafkah. Lavanya bertahan hanya demi Belia, putri kecilnya yang sangat menyayangi ayahnya. Namun, hidupnya berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Danish, mantan kekasihnya dulu. Berbeda dengan Erik, Danish memberinya perhatian dan kasih sayang serta materi yang berlimpah. Lavanya dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit. Tetap bertahan demi putrinya atau mengikuti kata hatinya untuk bersama Danish?

Aku sugar baby. Well, aku tidak bangga tetapi aku juga tidak akan munafik dengan bilang aku tidak menikmatinya. Aku cukup menikmati semua perhatian yang aku dapatkan dari Dean, sugar daddy sekaligus dosenku. Hingga ... istrinya mengetahui hubungan kami. Perasaan bersalah yang semula hanya berupa titik kecil di benakku dengan cepat mencekikku. Tetapi ... Dean tidak pernah mau untuk melepaskanku. Saat ini aku juga sedang mengandung anaknya. Apa yang harus aku lakukan? Aku ingin memutuskan hubungan tetapi ... bagaimana dengan bayiku? Selain itu, akankah ada pria yang tulus menerima jika tahu masa laluku sebagai sugar baby?

Kania sangat terkejut ketika tahu kalau Athar--lelaki yang melamarnya di pernikahan mantan suaminya yang bernama Hans adalah adik dari Anita si pelakor. Kania tentu saja menolaknya, dia tidak mau menikah sementara waktu karena trauma pada pengkhianatan yang Hans dan Anita lakukan. Namun, meski begitu Athar tidak menyerah. Athar yang tampak santun, melindungi dan perhatian hampir saja membuat Kania jatuh cinta tapi suatu ketika masalah terjadi. Siapa sangka di saat Kania mulai menaruh rasa, rahasia masa lalu kelam tentang Athar tiba-tiba terbongkar. Dapatkah Kania dan Athar bersatu untuk membalas kebusukan Hans dan Anita? Dan bagaimanakah perjuangan Athar dan Kania untuk saling menyembuhkan trauma-nya masing-masing?

Meski sudah pacaran selama lima tahun, Bening Cinta Anggraini belum juga mendapat kepastian pernikahannya. Kekasihnya selalu menolak padahal orang tua Bening terus-menerus mendesaknya. Tanpa diduga, sebuah lamaran datang padanya dari seorang pria mapan dengan title CEO. Dia adalah Galih Rendra Kresna yang juga paman dari kekasihnya! Lantas, apakah Bening berhasil melupakan masa lalu dan menjalin asmara dengan Galih?