My Roommate's Search for a Baby Daddy
When my roommate learned that getting pregnant in university came with special treatment, she brazenly posted on the campus forum, openly recruiting a "baby daddy."
[Requirements: over 5'11", eight-pack abs, handsome, assets in the millions, no bad habits.]
Afraid she would ruin her life on a moment of reckless impulse, I snatched her phone, deleted the post, and gave her a serious rundown on the risks and consequences of early pregnancy while still studying.
After much deliberation, she was finally persuaded.
But a month later, a classmate struck it rich by getting pregnant. She not only married into a wealthy family, but also received a million-dollar childbirth bonus from her in-laws.
My roommate was driven mad with jealousy. She stormed into the dorm, shrieking at me at the top of her lungs.
"If it weren't for you, I'd be a rich wife by now! You owe me my life!"
As she screamed, she stabbed me over and over, venting her rage until I was dead.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back to the day she first posted on the forum, brazenly searching for a baby daddy.