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“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

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Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“Thanks for the PSA. I’ll be sure to send him a thank-you card.” Another guy, shorter but just as confident, chimed in. “Seriously though, Faith. You’re like the Mona Lisa—everyone’s trying to figure out what’s behind that mysterious smile.” “Wow, that’s original,” I replied, deadpan. “Did you G****e that, or did it just come to you in a moment of divine inspiration?” The group burst out laughing, and the first guy tried again. “Alright, how about this? Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.”

He pulled five hundred dollar bills and put it down on the table. "The rest is yours after the bill." And with that he just walk out of the room. The other two followed him but the lady gave her a wink before marching out also. Amanda thought it was not lady-like at all to wink but the lady looks cute winking like that. She smiled inwardly. She looked at the money on the table and frowned why did he gave her so much. Whatever his motives is, she's grateful of the added tip.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

Heartbeat thumping loud and strong. The baby flips, tiny hand raised like it’s waving. Or flipping the camera off. The chat explodes. 20 million viewers watch my baby give the middle finger to the world. I smile (small and sharp). “There’s your sympathy.” I end the live. The internet loses its mind. #BabyFlipOff trends worldwide in minutes. Memes flood in, the ultrasound with clown makeup on Amara’s face, the baby with sunglasses and a crown. Amara’s podcast clip is ratioed to hell. Her mentions are a war zone.

**LIA** We had the TV on, while eating and chilling with our pizza and beer, which was the best combo by the way. We argued a bit before agreeing on what to watch. Which was by the way Miraculous, who’d argue on that. After laughing a lot at the show, which was mostly done by me, I glanced towards him, he was so focused on the cartoon so much that I doubt he’d notice me staring. Why does he have to be a jerk and still look so good?

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CAIN POV “ Cute? That’s a strange word to describe me. ” I gawk at Miracle who seems more than fine now. At least, she is fine physically but I can’t be too sure about her mental state. I know she is acting positive and happy, but it doesn’t seem too genuine. What she did out there must be haunting her even now. “ That’s the best word.. ” She shoots back with a lopsided grin on her lips. “ Whatever. ” I shrug my shoulders.