Miraculous Memes Funny

How can a young, cute man have bad intentions? He just wants to "warm your bed". Open it and experience a whirlwind romance. “I Slept With My Ex-boyfriend's Uncle” When I was drunk, I went to see my ex-boyfriend and tried to get back with him. But when I woke up, I found his uncle lying beside me. “A Brave Jump to My Crush” A love story between an aloof Prince Charming and a funny underachieving girl。 I had been in love with him for many years, and I finally went after him. On the night of our classmate reunion, I pretended to be drunk. I took his clothes off and tried to sleep with him. But I regretted it halfway through.

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

WARNING: R-18 l MATURE CONTENT l SPG l VERY SEXUAL l READ RESPONSIBLY It's funny how someone breaks your heart but you still love them with all you have... Bullied and criticized for being plus size girl, but who cares? Food is life. Myra Gwy Valderamos is the unbothered queen. The only thing that matter to her is food. Loved and treasured by her parents. Supported in all her dreams. Calyx Zachary Villegas stuck in the past and the mystery behind it. Broken at a very young age when both parents died in an accident. They met, fell in love and planned a future together but a buried memory of the past resurfaced. He left her shattered and broken into pieces. How far you would you go for your love? Is his love enough to have her back?

Two months into my cold war with Sean, the lover he’d been keeping finally danced her way right up to me, the real deal. Everyone expected me to react the same way I always had before, kicking up a huge scene to stake my claim. Instead, I looked at the intimate photos of Sean and her in the group chat, smiled, and sent them my blessing. [Looking good. Wishing you two a long and happy life.] The chat went dead silent. Sean must’ve sobered up from his little paradise because in the middle of the night, he drove home and pounded on my door. He was furious. “Do you think this is funny?” However, I only met his gaze calmly. “Honestly, after all these years, none of it is.”

Readers said. 'Very funny, I needed cold showers! I dropped my tablet in the bath! Totally original. Outrageous. The goddesses thread is totally original.' Goddesses - is this what 50 Shades should have been about? Connie Grimshaw, is now a successful businesswoman in an international consultancy. She reached these dizzy heights by believing her mother - work hard and reject emotional needs. On a business trip, the dam bursts and her libido refuses to be silenced. Her PA (Dee) helps her reconcile her lascivious feelings by using a series of parables from ancient goddesses. This works until the goddesses land her in hilarious, embarrassing and sometimes, dangerous situations as she develops the vamp in herself. But there are forces at work, which try to mismanage her feelings. Can she defeat the bad boys? Firstly, she has to deal with Greg, the evil misogynist.

Aero Manzinilla died in an airplane crash together with his family when he was twenty years old. It wasn’t that bad, afterall. Dahil kahit sa kahuli-hulihang hininga ay buo pa rin naman sila at magkakasamang nadeadball. Eight years later (in human world) isa na siya sa mga kaluluwang malapit nang maging anghel. He was Michael, the Warrior Archangel’s, most beloved student. Lahat kasi ng mga ipinapagawa nito ay ginagawa niya. He mastered all the trainings of being a true warrior of God. Kaunting-kaunti nalang talaga ay makukuha na niya ang minimithing tungkulin. But one wrong move made him lose that chance. He was stripped off of his right to become a soul soldier, was thrown back to Earth and was under the surveillance of the high Angels. All because of a suicidal depressed girl with a dream to become a fish – the poet and painter, Maeve Carcel. What a beautiful nuisance, indeed!

"Berikan aku uang! Maka aku, akan menyayangimu," bisik Joya di telinga Agha. Joya Tania, gadis SMA penggila uang. Ia menawarkan sebuah kontrak pernikahan pada Agha Hengkara, laki-laki asing, anak orang kaya yang ingin membalas dendam pada Kakaknya sendiri. Agha, yang dikenal penurut oleh keluarganya. Selama ini, hidup di bawah bayang-bayang Kakaknya yang memanfaatkan hidup Agha sendiri. Menyadari semua itu, Agha sedikit demi sedikit menyingkap topengnya, hanya untuk mengambil kekuasaan dan juga harta yang akan diwariskan oleh Keluarganya. Bagaimana takdir mempermainkan kehidupan yang mereka jalani? Bagaimana kehidupan menyiasati kehidupan mereka? Mampukah mereka berdua mencapai tujuan masing-masing? Mampukah, pernikahan yang didasari oleh uang akan membuat kebahagiaan untuk mereka berdua? Ini kisah manis bercampur pertentangan batin, dan juga intrik yang menyelimuti dua anak manusia, mencapai tujuan mereka.

Berawal dari tekad Tarisha Ertianada setelah lulus SMA merantau ke Jakarta untuk mengubah hidupnya. Sampai memutuskan untuk daftar kuliah tanpa sepengetahuan orang tuanya di desa. Karena semasa sekolah ia merasa menjadi beban, jadi inilah saatnya untuk memberikan jatah bulanan kepada keluarganya. Mulai dari membiayai sekolah kedua adiknya hingga menuruti semua permintaan dua adiknya asalkan mampu ia beli. Sampai pada akhirnya, ia mendapat panggilan untuk melakukan daftar ulang di kampus impiannya. Dan hari pertama masuk, disitulah ia bertemu dengan dua sosok laki-laki tampan dari dua kubu yang saling berlawanan yaitu Im Rey Prince dan Denuka Zeonnal Pradikhta. Dua sosok laki-laki tampan yang selalu bersaing untuk mendapatkan posisi pertama di kampus. Pertemuan mereka membuat pusing kehidupan Tarisha. Karena nyaris setiap hari menjadi omongan satu kampus, gara-gara kedekatan tanpa sengajanya dengan dua idola cewek-cewek itu. Antara laki-laki blesteran Korea-Indonesia dan anak tunggal pengusaha batik terbesar di Indonesia, siapakah yang akan menjadi pilihan Tarisha?

What if one day your life changes because of a bet? Are you ready to face it if your heart and life will replace it? Do you want to gamble on a game that you know many will get hurt because of what you do? Or, just give up and accept that he is not the right person for you? Let's all witness the story of Angel Marseille and James Lee's love affair where they despise everyone just to get the love they both hope for. “There will always be that one person you’ll never get over. For me, it's you and for you, it's her. " - Angel Marseille.

(21+) Elline memercayakan segalanya pada Melvin, pria yang telah menjadi tetangga sekaligus teman dekatnya sejak ia kecil. Suatu hari, ia tidak sengaja bercinta dengan Melvin saat dalam kondisi mabuk. Dan setelah kejadian tersebut, akhirnya ia memutuskan untuk setuju menjalin hubungan asmara dengan sahabatnya itu. Namun, setelah setahun berpacaran, Melvin melakukan hal yang tak pernah ia duga akan Melvin lakukan padanya. Ia memeregoki pria itu selingkuh dengan seorang wanita yang merupakan temannya di kampus. Elline hancur. Satu-satunya pria yang ia percaya telah menyakitinya. Melvin adalah teman, sahabat, sekaligus pria yang paling ia kasihi. Selama ini ia pikir hidupnya yang berantakan karena dirundung trauma masa lalu akan berubah jauh lebih baik setelah ia jatuh cinta pada Melvin. Rupanya ia salah besar! Hingga suatu hari, Elline tidak sengaja berinteraksi dalam konteks yang tak terduga dengan Luke Warren, pria yang dianggap paling berpengaruh bagi hati para wanita di seluruh penjuru New York. Dari interaksi tersebut, tanpa sadar justru mereka bergerak semakin dekat. Tidak ada yang menyangka, bahwa kedekatan itu membuat sebuah fakta mengejutkan terkuak melalui Luke. Fakta tersebut berhasil mengoyak-ngoyak luka basah dari masa lalu dalam diri Elline, sehingga luka itu makin menganga lebar ketika turut melibatkan peran Melvin. Jatuh cinta, kasih sayang, tawa, rasa kecewa, tangis, pengkhianatan, perpisahan, dan segala lika-liku manis-pahit yang tak ada habisnya, terus muncul dari sekitar. Setelah semua pengaruh yang membawa perasaannya terombang-ambing, akan seperti apa nasib Elline dengan orang-orang terdekatnya?