Mort Bob's Burgers Novels & Stories

He settled in silently. Everyone settled in silently. Matt pulled into a fast-food drive-through after a little while and sent the place into a flurry ordering sixteen animal-style double-doubles. The cute little human girl taking our order would’ve been even more startled if she’d seen how quickly all of them vanished. Meat. Real meat, and cheese, and onions…and meat. I tore into my burgers like a feral beast, dropping the trash into one of the paper bags and flopping back in my seat, feeling like an anaconda.

Is it just me, or do I smell delicious food in the air? Mr Martinez waved as he knocked on the car window. He opened the door and placed the tray of food he had purchased on the car's tiny table. He said as he opened the box, "This is a warm grilled tortilla filled with bacon, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, skillet potatoes, and sausage gravy. A Mega Bacon Cheese Huddle Burger with two patties, smoked bacon, and cheddar cheese." He took the plaster out of my mouth and kept opening the boxes. "How am I going to eat with my hand tied like this?"

A lovely woman is smiling sweetly in front of a camera. In front of her are a lot of foods like burgers, corndogs, french fries, chicken nuggets, fried chickens, a can of diet coke, and thirst-quenchers from Mike Donald's. "Hi, guys! Today, I am going to eat a lot of fast foods from Mike Donald's, and Burger Queen. Yes! Burger Queen now has the yummy and tasty corndogs and you can get them for only $1.49 each. I bought five of them because I think I will..." she breathed heavily, "I think I'll like them because I like hotdogs. I also have these thirst-quenchers from Mike Donald's and I've tried this Wintermelon MikeFreeze before and I bought this again because I really like it, so, without f

Lucas Lewis walked to the elevator and went down there, where there was already a black Lexus parked in front of the building ready to take him to meet two people from CG Kiehl Corporation. *** At Luna Lee's office… Luna Lee just finished back from lunch with her office friends at the 'Fast Burger' shop which is located in front of the office building. "Ah, today's salad is too much with mayonnaise. It makes me sick," said Jolie Bald, one of Luna Lee's friends at work. "That's true," agreed Luna Lee, "I couldn't even finish my burger. I think it's because of their mayonnaise batter which might have been too much. It's so sour and makes my stomach roll."

Some things never change. Even though he’s wearing his sharp black suit, I can still see the little boy who used to run around the mansion in nothing but his underwear. I smile at the memory. “Are you just going to keep staring at me, or are you going to eat your lunch too? I am telling you, this is the best burger in the whole of NYC!” Mason says between bites, still grinning wide, his gummy smile on full display. I shake my head, unwrap a burger, and take a bite.

Melody raised a brow at her but ignored the comment. "I'd recommend the beast, it's the best burger you'll find around these parts," Melody said. "It's also the only edible thing the cook can make," Marcus muttered. "You hush, he'll be out here to whoop your ass into shape if he hears you talking about his cooking again. You know he hates it when you try to scare away customers," Melody said with a playful swat to Marcus' head. "Uh, I'll take the beast, then," Ellie said, handing her menu over to the waitress and wondering what she just ordered and whether or not they were going to have to make a stop on the way home.

I have to brace myself to see him and for that I can’t be unprepared. We sit for the first course. I don’t care what it is. I just shove food in my mouth while everyone talks about how bad business is lately. Mary knows much about this topic so she’s the one talking the most. Good for her. I bet everyone is super duper proud of her. I say nothing, even when pushed my Sarah or Marc. I have very little to say to these people. I have another drink, and this time even dad gives me a stern look, which I ignore. I’ll drink as much as I want. I need to be drunk for this. “Yes,” mom says. “I think that the hotel is glamorous and I can’t wait to join you for lunch there.”

"Madam Betty, please give us two of your signature beef burgers." "No." Jefferson gave Adrienne a fierce look. He knew that she would have a hard time eating meat after coming out of the dissection room. Why would she order a beef burger? Was she dumb? "Madam Betty, please give us one beef burger and one veggie burger." "Why are you glaring at me? I want a beef burger." Adrienne had already forgotten about all the corpses she was working on earlier. Her mind was full of thoughts of her grandfather. She wanted to sit there, at his favorite seat, and eat his favorite burger. She was hoping that when Hodge looked down from heaven, he would know that she was missing her, and that he would visit

and proceeds to shake his hand in return. I just discovered something new about the owner of this place. I had no idea he played for the same team. Not that it matters to me. I really admire this guy. He's pretty awesome for someone in his thirties. “So, ladies, what's good here?" Mom asks, trying to change the subject. “The burgers are amazing," I tell her. “Alright, Roger, burger and fries it is." “Alright, babe, and what would you like to drink?" “What do you recommend, Mom?" asks Roger.

My mom and I spend the rest of the morning pampering ourselves. We get Mani and Pedi at the pack’s nail shop. We went to lunch at our favorite dive. My mom and I share a love of good burgers. My mom got a mushroom Swiss burger with bacon added. I got a cheddar bacon burger with crispy onion on top of the burger. It’s made with one beef and one pork patty. It’s not the healthiest lunch, but we enjoyed it, we don’t eat like this every day, but it is good to treat yourself every now and then. After lunch got deep massages to help us relax. We also get primed and waxed. We are flawless and silky smooth for the night. Spending the day with my mom like this was perfect. She knew that I needed to j