Most Hilarious Zodiac Sign Novels & Stories

I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me. Diane was spared from the hit, but the ornament sliced my arm open, and blood flowed like a river. Smug, Zack stepped ahead. Arrogantly, he announced, "I'm the future co-owner of this villa and Ms. Sampson's boyfriend. Your precious Felix is going to get kicked out of this place, you hag!" My in-laws were shocked. Words failed them. They couldn't believe the daughter they were so proud of would do something so… filthy and immoral.

Zion asked with a frown on his face. "I now have a wolf!" Zion went still. "That's a lie." He laughed. "We are omegas and can never have a wolf, Hazel. Is something wrong? You look like you're going crazy." "No, I am not," I smiled. "You have a wolf also." Zion laughed, seeming to sense danger. "Okay. Now I know you're crazy. I do not have a wolf. How do you know this?" I stretched out my hand and my claws shit out. My fangs did the same and I growled.

Daeira looked up thinking, "Beach?" GD chuckled at that, tucking in her hair behind her ears, "What's with you and this beach, woman?" "I don't know. I just love water." "Oh I forgot. You're a water sign." "You mean Scorpio is a water sign?" she asked while he nodded. "Scorpio is the darkest sign among the zodiacs and it rule them all." "Is that why Hyuna is leading them? The Zodiacs?" "Yes and very fearless one."

Oshiro grinned. "Congratulations second team, you did an excellent job. The remaining group will still face another golgozur dinosaur before we proceed to the next stage of the training!" Prince Arthur snapped his finger and a t-rex appeared in front of them. And the last four zodiac warriors to try are Ammon with Taurus sign, Atlas with Virgo sign, Loki with Scorpio sign and Apollo with Sagittarius sign. They wasted no time and immediately targeted the dinosaur's mouth and defeated it without much effort.

“Beauty, you seem to be about the same age as me, right? What grade are you in?” Harmonia was dumbfounded. “Did you come to Janloon to visit your relatives? Which high school are you planning to enroll in? How about coming to Janloon High? It’s a prestigious school with excellent teachers. It's way better than Qulby High! If you decide to come, make sure to join Class F. I’ll definitely have your back then!” Harmonia was truly dumbfounded. “By the way, I'm an Aries. What's your zodiac sign? Why aren't you saying anything?”

, I say, and he smiles and shakes his head while looking down. “When’s your birthday?” I asked. “September thirteenth”, he says. “Virgo! Makes so much sense now”, I say casually. “Yeah? How about you?”, he now asks. “December thirty-first, so every year is a celebration on my birthday”, I say as I roll my eyes. He laughs, “somehow I doubt you enjoy that since you’re a Capricorn”. “I am! And I don’t! But you understand my pain, since we’re like one in the same, which makes our signs the most compatible together out of all of the other signs”, I said, then realized what my sudden diarrhea of the mouth just made me say.

To relieve their worries and concerns, they had an easy conversation. Until that time, Cecil did not know under which zodiac signs he was born. One thing led to another and ended up talking about the zodiac signs of people. Normally, Cecil did not trust foretelling. One of the reasons was that he did not believe in horoscopes or astrology. Only when the forest assistant Karen told him, did Cecil find out he was born under Pisces. When he found out that, Cecil let the Karen man talking more about it. The Karen said this to Cecil because he knew that Cecil was much interested in fishing.