Funny Astrological Sign Descriptions Novels & Stories

He just chuckled. When he was done, he came to join me on the bed. "What year are you?" he asked. "Year two," I said. He looked surprised. I laughed. "What?" "You look like someone who's done with school," he said. "Why would you think that? I literally have the body of a small child," I said jokingly. "Your demeanor is mature," he replied. I was shocked. All my life, I had been called childish. We talked about so many things—even zodiac signs. I found out he's an Aries, a fire sign, and I'm a Scorpio, a water sign. I had fun. We talked and laughed about different things. I also found out that Cole had already finished school.

Nathan holds Noah back. But it’s too late. I’ve been marked by my mate. For some reason it doesn’t make me angry. It makes me laugh. I laugh so hard I fall back on the grass. the night sky is dark, just the moon and a floating cloud curving upwards, it floats to the moon, forming a mark shift mouth. It looks like the moon is laughing at me. Maybe the moon goddess is laughing at me or with me.

Lean, paper on clipboard ready. "Um, I know I'm supposed to be Virgo, by the zodiac, but I know, since I asked Mrs. Loop, that Boötes tends to be my major constellation," answers Hala. I recall that class we went through our constellations, and my constellation, by the zodiac, should be Gemini. But, after an analysis that we did in class as an activity, I got to the conclusion that I'm Monoceros. I didn't know what that was, but it's a unicorn, and I remember that all the time. At the time too, I found out Leonard's birthday, April 22nd, which would put him as Taurus, but then he told me he's more Eridanus, the river. Which seems to match. Taurus usually is associated with an inclination to

I said in disgust. He laughed out. "Idiot! I was talking about my zodiac sign." I gave out a loud laugh. "Now, who's the idiot. Me or you?" He feigned a frown. I guessed who wasn't used to being called names. "Nerve wrecking hunter." He muttered "Don't tell me you really believe zodiac signs." I said. "And why shouldn't I?" "Why should you believe that some crazy patterns of stars in the sky would define your personality."

I was simply shocked with the sudden Q and A. “You are a Gemini. Explains why you are good with word sir,” I replied confidently. Gemini’s were known to be friendly, thinkers and good at persuading people. Unfortunately they are also known to be two face. “Why don’t you guess my zodiac sign? I was born on August 17, 2005,” I challenge him too, since he also challenge my intelligence in astrology. “You would be a Leo. The reason you can easily adapt in the environment also your aloof personality,” his reply with a grin smile. He was right thou. Someone is really aware of the astrology.

“Much better than this stamp of shame.” “How is this a stamp of shame? You’re embarrassed of your own kind?” Ariah prodded. “That’s not what I mean,” Celeste snorted. “I love being a wolfie. I just think this thing is ugly. Look how pretty hers is.” “True though,” Nate admitted. “Yours look like a crescent moon with a cute pattern and—” he pulled a face. “Not sure what those are called.” “They look like those symbols in the book of the divine,” Ariah sounded thoughtful.

My mouth was dry and my heart felt like it was trying to jump straight out of my chest. She nodded. "Even that realm is off limits to me." Her eyes glistened with tears. She blinked them away. "Yes, we will explore that later. Before I got us on this delightful rabbit trail, I did have a purpose in wanting to know your birthday. Your star sign is Scorpio. Also a water element. So we will focus on hibiscus and the willows." She looked around the rooftop balcony. Sighed. "We need to get your garden up and going as quickly as possible. Are you a good tender?"

D) Careful and selective, with passion hidden beneath calm. 6. What’s your go-to coping mechanism when stressed? A) Retreat into silence and solitude. B) Talk it out and charm your way through. C) Create distractions or stir the situation to shake off the tension. D) Take a moment to breathe and analyse before responding. 7. Your friends would describe you as: A) Loyal and brooding. B) Charming and witty. C) Calculating, clever, and mischievous. D) Calm and resilient, with a quiet strength.

As Rosie, Levi, and Jackson were busy with the tasks at hand, Sierra glanced down at Rosie’s phone and continued reading the article: ‘His sign is ruled by Neptune, the planet of dreams, illusions, and in-depth emotional connections, in modern astrology; and Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion, in traditional astrology. Neptune is the root of his fantastical imagination and his romantic, compassionate nature as well as his natural intuition. He’s a true empath, picking up on others’ emotions and experiencing them just as strongly, whether he wants to or not. So when you’re having an off day, he knows it and immediately swoops in to cheer you up. Jupiter, the planet of abundance and g

Seeing how focused he looked, a mischievous thought suddenly crossed my mind. Maybe I should tease him a little. "A blunt man," I started counting on my fingers. "A grumpy one... someone who's arrogant, too full of himself, a bully, and an absolute troublemaker." By the time I finished, one of his brows had already risen. Clearly...He knew I was describing him. "And what about your likes?" he asked calmly. I smiled to myself before continuing. "I like thoughtful men." I counted another finger. "Kind men." Another. "Playful men."