Most Hilarious Zodiac Sign Novels & Stories

Zeke says, looking confused. “Oh, you should be careful who you pay, jock. Might catch the crazy.” I stare at him so shocked at the nastiness coming from Kirk. “Get out,” I manage to say. Kirk ignores me and smugly continues. “You do realize she thinks she’s a shapeshifter right? Swears her accident was the result of a monster crashing her car and attacking her. It’s all in that notebook she clings too. Fucking Crazy man.” Zeke is suddenly up and out of the bed, grabbing Kirk by his shirt. “I thought you were an asshole, but damn, you are the fucking king of assholes.”

The piece that she will put under the bishop. “Well, let us see what I can get from you.” She draws a sinister smile and looks at her prey’s profile. Setting her eyes on the words that will be her key to dragging her prey into the hole where she wanted him to be. “Sagittarius.” The Greek Zodiac name took her interest immediately. The Zodiac that she neither likes nor hated. The sign that is the easiest one to be fooled from the rest of them. “Well, I guess I’ll be hitting a jackpot with this one.”

But of course, it was Zaric, the ancient golden wolf. Zeus jumped up in the sky and a few seconds later, he landed right in front of Dabria. One of his arms wrapped around Dabria. He pulled her closer to his body from behind. "You should have thought a thousand times before being disrespectful towards my mate. You just made yet another big mistake in your life. Oh! I am sorry! You are no longer alive. This should be counted as a mistake after your death. Funny, isn't it. You came here to be sent back to hell so soon. I thought you would try to wander around." Dabria's eyes widened in horror as she heard Zeus taunting Adrian. It took her a few moments to realise that only Zaric could be hilar

“Totally. I can do a few other nifty things too. But, we aren’t allowed to use these kinds of spells against other students. There’s no rule saying we can’t use them against humans.” “So, these kinds of spells, would I be able to do them too?” “Yes. My favorite is making the popcorn machine do its work without getting up from my bed.” “Awesome.” “Right?” Ariah screws up a candy wrapper between her fingers. “What’s your star sign?” “Leo. Why?” “Oooh, Leo wolves are feisty.” Her face scrunches up. “So this means your birthday is coming up soon. When? We should have a dorm party.”

"Oh, never mind. I'm 29 and I was born on November, 1st." "Oh, so you're a Scorpio!" "Jesus, don't tell me you believe in this bullshit." Who should complain of ruining the "perfect picture" now? Abigail seems way too excited about this topic and I fight a disgusted face not to appear. The horoscope is... shortly said: bullshit. The personality shapes through the years. It depends on which side of life the person have seen, through what shit they were. It has nothing to do with being a specific zodiac sign.

"Scorpio is crazy?" I frowned and jokingly slapped the table. "We're the sweetest!" "No. We are." "Shut up, personalities based on zodiac signs aren't true." I said. "Oh, why are you frowning?" My eyes widened. "What? You're annoying! I'm just reasoning scientifically—" I stopped talking when my phone rang. We both looked there so I took that and looked.

Then, when they noticed the smirk on Alpha Zackery's face, they looked at each other and roared with laughter hysterically. "Your Excellency... You really nail it! He's a... a grilled hot dog... Haha... I can't... catch my breath..." Alpha Julius pointed at Alpha Cyrus and laughed. "Your Excellency... Your joke is... killing me..." Alpha Cyrus laughed so fiercely that he started to cough in tears. "Really? I thought only malt kills people." Alpha Zackery laughed out loud, with eyes gleaming with ominous sparks.

It's my fault why they weren't able to attend this event. Archmaster just sighed and shook his head. “Let’s not waste our time to people who aren’t here. Let’s have Ms. Deborah Castro. She’s the chosen Taurus, the bull of the Zodiacs.” He didn't waited for much time and moved over to the next zodiac. Aw, I was the one who should be blamed here.

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

Someone has to clean up the mess I created before I manage to burn down the whole kitchen. "Helios," Zeno suddenly calls out. "Huh?" Just as I turn around to look at him again, Zeno groans. "My moon. I was born under the Helios moon." About three seconds later, I laugh at his statement and focus back on the mess I've made. Zeno's hand falls on my shoulder as he tries to hold me back, "Alpha Hades, I'm not joking."