Mother-in-Law Knows Best
Luckily—or not—Hailey solved the problem in her usual over-the-top way.
One morning, Joe's social media blew up with a post from her. The picture was painfully staged: Joe's hand on Hailey's baby bump, both of them grinning like a Hallmark ad. The caption?
[One home, two people, three meals, four seasons. With you and the baby, I have all I need. I love you, my wife.]
I didn't have to say a word after that. Everyone at the studio connected the dots: Joe and I were divorced.