Mouse Puns Novels & Stories

At that, they call the bartender, and he makes quick work of making their drinks and serving them. They down their first round together and loosen up a bit, with their second glasses in hand when Raven speaks. “So, Mouse, indulge me, why is a big muscular guy like you called ‘mouse?’” she asks with a stifled giggle, her head a little light from the drink. Mighty is the first to let out a guffaw. “That one is funny.” Mouse lets out a scoff, smacking Mighty’s head, “Shut up.” Raven looks between the two men, confused. She has a feeling that there must be a story behind that.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”