Mouse Puns Novels & Stories

as they like to phrase it. He occasionally would find a black Arrow stock in his chair, or a knife in a shoe of his, they thought they were being funny I know amount of punishment he ditched out stopped it. Trouble makers, both of them, Mandy feeding off of Gabby's desire to annoy and play practical jokes the two of them troublesome but also his closest friends.

P to his audience. The class was rowdy, thinking aloud about what animal has those characteristics? Mr. P is indeed a comedian. He could always break the ice. In that way, class members could get along with each other all the time, while Matt was still confused about choosing where he should put his heavy ass. "Give up!" said one of the quiz takers. "Don't bother; there are no animals like that. Why you all thinking aloud," said Mr. P. A moment later, he harvested stationery.

I don’t know but this was not normal behaviour. “Mice can be hunted for 2 reasons. Hunger.. or entertainment. Can you guess which one you are?” He raises his eyebrows. His grin still hadn’t let down exposing his huge canine like teeth. I still couldn’t move- I could only speak. I stay quiet. “Come on. Guess. I won’t bite if you’re wrong.” He leans in and inhales aggressively. I shiver with cringe. “Entertainment.” I assume. “Wrong! Try again! Try again!” I press my lips together. Crazy piece of shit.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“Not too strong. Maybe just at the transformer. That will send the entire neighborhood dark. Give us time to get in and out.” Mouse blew out a mouthful of air. “Fine.” He paused a moment. “You guys are no fun.” “Sorry,” I said with a grin. “Maybe in Brazil.”

(≖‿≖) “I’ll show him why he should keep his nasty little paws off my little cabbage!” “Eat my bullets, you rich second generation!!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Cabbage stealing pig - die, die, die!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Pew, pew, pew! Ha! How do you like that?!” (°ㅂ°╬) The image of two grown men acting like twelve-year-olds was simply too beautiful for words. Noah nearly cracked a rib trying to hold in his laughter every time one of them was sent flying.

Eyes widening with horror, as they shuffle to the side to try and cover the mug they have already made. I step easily around them, they aren’t game to touch me to stop me, and I pick up the finished mug, it has a wolf on it and I read the slogan out loud with a giggle. “’In my defence the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.’ It’s clever, are you both horror fans?” “Ah… it’s a just a joke…” James starts but is cut off the sound of the timer buzzing for the other mug still in the heating press.

I say, wrinkling my nose, charmed a bit. “Yes,” he says, leaning back and laughing. “So, when you have a mouse problem in your home, people dismiss it as a sign of a house full of friendship and laughter.” “Oh,” I say, smiling now and nodding. “Like how we say it’s good luck, if a bird poops on you.” He blinks at me, shocked. “Wha – what!?” I burst into laughter yet again, leaning back in my chair and letting the joy sweep through me – because of course, if you didn’t grow up hearing that, it really is just gross, isn’t it?

“A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ‘Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...’” Damon huffed out a snort and shook his head. Alpha Caius remained stoic; his eyes laser focused on where I sat. “Oh, a dumb blonde joke. You’re so funny. I’ve never heard one of those before. It’s my turn now. Let’s see if I can earn a little chuckle,” I purred, “What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porche 911 GT3 RS? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.”

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"