Mouse Puns Novels & Stories

But -----, "Gerald paused like it was hard to say it all. "Surely, the deer eats the end of the mouse deer, right?" I guess. Gerald continued his sentence. "The release of the deer was again smelled by his friends. And they were not happy to hear the news. They were trying to find who helped the deer. After they found out that the little mouse deer saved the deer, their cunning plan was there again. They wanted to separate mouse deer and deer. They try to make mouse deer so that he is no longer friends with deer. End. "

I said into the link, rolling my eyes. Maureen laughed, making everyone turn to her, but she quickly apologized as she pointed to me and then to her head to indicate that we were mind-linking. “Dominus enjoys the drama. You should be happy for your friend,” Maureen said into the link chuckling. “You sound so sexy when you chuckle like that,” I said trying to make her mood lighter. “No. Lucia said it makes me sound like a dying mouse,” Maureen said. “Has she ever seen a dying mouse? So dramatic,” I said.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“Not too strong. Maybe just at the transformer. That will send the entire neighborhood dark. Give us time to get in and out.” Mouse blew out a mouthful of air. “Fine.” He paused a moment. “You guys are no fun.” “Sorry,” I said with a grin. “Maybe in Brazil.”

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

(≖‿≖) “I’ll show him why he should keep his nasty little paws off my little cabbage!” “Eat my bullets, you rich second generation!!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Cabbage stealing pig - die, die, die!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Pew, pew, pew! Ha! How do you like that?!” (°ㅂ°╬) The image of two grown men acting like twelve-year-olds was simply too beautiful for words. Noah nearly cracked a rib trying to hold in his laughter every time one of them was sent flying.

“I bet they weren't as bad as your puns.” Axel playfully glared at her. “Hey now, my puns are the height of comedy! Besides, you secretly love game shows. You just never want to admit how much you love them.” “Me? Love game shows?” Amber scoffed, a blush creeping up her cheeks. “Psh, please. I just like watching other people embarrass themselves.” She tossed her hair over her shoulder.

Eyes widening with horror, as they shuffle to the side to try and cover the mug they have already made. I step easily around them, they aren’t game to touch me to stop me, and I pick up the finished mug, it has a wolf on it and I read the slogan out loud with a giggle. “’In my defence the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.’ It’s clever, are you both horror fans?” “Ah… it’s a just a joke…” James starts but is cut off the sound of the timer buzzing for the other mug still in the heating press.