Mouse Puns Novels & Stories

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

YOU'RE JUST 3 MINS OLDER THAN ME! "And I loved that three minutes of my life," he said and laughed his ass out. I hit him with my tail. I just f*cking hates this man! "Oh, you're learning to curse just like humans', huh? LITTLE sis?" Mune said. Oh god, I forgot foxes could hear your thoughts if it's about you. I just kicked him again. This time, using my feet. Living for so many years exhausts me. Suddenly, I heard a rustling sound at the back of our house. And so as for Mune. We looked at each other and talked through our minds to check.

Finley and one of her friends, the one that made the fake ID’s, Lennon, walked past in front of them. “Oh look who it is. The losers and the newbie. Oops I mean the home wrecker!” She shouted so loud everyone around them turned to stare. “Oh look it’s dumb and dumber. Oops I mean stupid and stupider. Or do I mean, lap dog and bitch…?” Mickey pretended to ponder. Finleys face turned red and she started to come up the steps to where they were sitting but then another voice was heard. “Girls. Is there a problem?” Mr. Manley was walking toward them.

That said enough. Lunaryn yipped excitedly in my mind, wagging her tail like a damn maniac. "I like the emotional pain maze. We should make it a weekly thing! Maybe throw in a trust fall next time! Or a tea party!" I snorted aloud and everyone looked at me. “Sorry,” I said, waving a hand. “My wolf thinks she’s funny.” “She is funny,” Riven said with a wink. “Tell her we’ll schedule that tea party.”

"A mouse. A mouse." But he was the only one that laughed. Arabella and Axel were just staring at him in utter disbelief. He was truly not the Adrian they knew. Adrian wasn't bothered. He was just happy Ivan didn't win. They paid another token. Adrian fired. Then Ivan. Then Adrian. Squirrel. Bat. Rabbit. No Elephant. It went on and on. Both of them paying token after token. No one wanted to give up. Not even when Axel had given up and picked the giraffe plushie.

asked Mikey. Katie nodded her head. “I’m dying to go.” I couldn’t help but to chuckle at another pun she made. Mark groaned. “Katie, please stop with the dead puns.” “I’m sorry. I’ll stop.” Katie said in an apologetic tone. “Thank you.” Said Mark. He was about to say something else, until Katie interrupted him and said one last pun. This little girl just couldn’t help herself. I’m starting to realize that she has a mischievous personality. I feel like Katie and Dina would get along really well.

Fish alone is a heavenly taste but this! " Oh! Slow down cheetah! There are tons more no need to wolf down like a starving cat." How can I? When I am one! Wait a minute. .. these are strangely detailed puns. ... I turn to look at him about to ask about it but then he passes me another and my body wolfed it down automatically. " That good huh?" I nodded my head not bothering to stop eating to reply to him. I then feel his hand patting my head like a kid.

Making it to our apartment and bedroom before the boys even knew what hit them yet they continued to taunt us over the link. ‘Oh my, I do love the hunt’ Cain said. ‘Little wolves, little wolves, where are you?’ Abel said. ‘We are so in trouble when they find us.’ Reign linked giggling in my head. ‘Oh but the punn..nish..’ I stuttered as the room began to spin in circles before going completely dark. Reign

Clay nodded at my phone. “Hold your horses.” I rolled my eyes, pulling up the list. “Okay, the others in the cartoon movie were Slightly, Nibs, Chubby, and Twins.” I frowned, not liking any of those. “Ah, here we go. In Hook, there was also Ace. But that’s a no go since that’s my brother. Thud Butt is also a no. We aren’t insulting the puppies.” I shook my head. “Pockets could be cute. Don’t Ask, Too Small, Latchboy, and No Nap were the others. I don’t like those names.” I wrinkled my nose.