Fall For My Ex's Mafia Dad
“You have to take me back.”
“Stop fucking around,” he growls, shaking his head at me. “You need to take this seriously, Fay –“
“How can I take this seriously!?” I break in, leaning forward to glare at him. “My jealous ex just came and snatched me off the side of the road – it’s like something out of a Mexican soap opera –“
“I’m not your ex!” he shouts, sitting up straight, looking horrified at the notion.
“Oh whatever,” I say, leaning my shoulders back against the van wall and shaking my head at him. “You wish you were.”