Mother, May I
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And how do I get my generals—who just want to destroy everything—to stay on task?
Adro, some evil African deity, wants to bring back child sacrifice. Apophis, Egyptian god of destruction and disorder, wants to start setting off earthquakes like it’s a fun hobby. Nergal, Mesopotamian god of chaos, has this plan where he pulls a number out of a hat, throws a dart at a map, and kills that number of people in that place. And honestly, the way he explains it? Pure chaos. I get it now.
They all want to do what they’re gods of. Sure, that tracks. But come on. They’ve been around since the birth of civilization. Have you learned absolutely nothing? Because this shit is killing me.
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