I'm Sorry, Darling
This time he only came home because it was my ovulation period, and we were only trying to conceive.
As I watched him leave, a sense of disappointment crept into my heart.
This guy always rushed back, took off his pants, got on top of me in bed, did his thing, and then hurried off without a care for whether I was fulfilled.
Did he never worry that I would cheat on him?
Lying there, I picked up my phone and scrolled through my chat history with my best friend, Miranda Gunther, until a picture of a muscular man caught my eye.
Underneath the photo, my friend had written, "Take a look at your brother-in-law's body. He's like a modern-day Hercules! He's got a huge package."