The Boyfriend App
The heart is this 2D clover-leaf shape when it should be a bloody, ugly lump of meat scarred with coronary arteries.
If you ran an actual arrow through an actual heart, you best make sure it’s a kill shot into one of the two ventricles because, as confirmed by Bio teacher Mrs. Borromeo, an arrow through the heart isn’t as clean and reliable as Legolas makes it look. Now, Principessa’s light arrow on the other hand…
Glitch.
Kate’s heart makes a single, irregular beat: Ba-dump.
Glitch… GLITCH!
She flies out of bed so fast that vertigo adds to her migraine. But Kate’s too fired-up to notice.