Naruto Jokes Novels & Stories

Joy gulped down her pride and fury somehow, and then suddenly broke out in a smile when she remembered something. “Xeon,” she sweetly said. “You wouldn’t dare, nerd,” Dre lashed out as if understanding what Joy was up to. “What ?” Joy innocently said. “I just wanted to talk to your mate about drunk, grown ass boys singing nursery rhymes in pee puddles on the middle of the road; crying in the middle of a hunt when a rabbit bit a freaking ranked wolf; getting lost in Ninja school on the first day and ending up locked in a women’s bathroom stall; pooping in your Ninja instructor’s shoes; getting a tat on your- ,” she trailed off when Dre suddenly growled.

That person will turn into a beast, and he’ll only be able to watch, unable to do anything. Until one night, when Harbinger of Doom, the girl in his previous team, suddenly sent Andy a list of 60 hilarious jokes. Andy had been puzzled and nonchalant reading them at first, but as time went on, the jokes began to affect him, and he loosened up. Soon, Andy found himself laughing, and before he realized it, he calmed down and fell asleep. Surprisingly, it happened the next day and the day after. Before Andy realized it, he found himself expecting the jokes more and more. After all, they helped him calm down and forget his sorrow, even if it was for a brief moment.

Garnar stares me down for a long moment, his expression dire and intense. But then, his lip curls and he bursts out laughing instead. “You must be joking,” he guffaws. “I’m serious,” I say. “What about anything that is happening right now that would make you think I’m being funny?”

Hunter announced, looking happy to be getting his vision back. He's lucky, I thought he was going to stay blind forever. “Anita really effed you up so bad, didn't she, huh?” I joked and chuckled, balling my first in anger as I brought up the topic about Anita when the joke was no longer funny. Who we don't have locked up anymore, all because Hunter here choose not to listen when he should have.

But how could I not find this funny? The great Aronohai Miyamura can’t get it up— because of me, but that’s irrelevant. “I warned you not to laugh, you little— ”. His eyes gleam darkly. “Hahaha— ”. How can karma be so freaking hilarious? It’s such a beautiful day to be alive. “You find this funny?”. Ah. That tone is dangerous. “No! Of course not, Si-Miyamura”. Holding back my laughter might actually lead me to choke to death.

Myra said giving him the same smile he gave her as she hugged him back. "So how was your day guys??" Nishant asked and kept his hand on her shoulder, standing like they're homies. "Funn!!" Myra said, making Nishant nod while Mrs.Mehra went to sit on the couch. "What did you guys do?" Asked Nishant. "You wanna know the details-details or the fun-fun?" Myra said, controlling her laugh as Nishant burst into laughter after hearing her. Zeeshant stood there confused seeing them barely being able to stand. To him it wasn't funny at all so he figured it out that it's maybe their inside joke. But wait, when did they make these jokes!?!

Nate says, making me blush. "Hey, what about me, fucker? I'm fun too." Jordan says, making us chuckle. The two always, make me laugh, but when they're together, it's a whole new thing. They are a riot. "Yeah, but the thing is... you're not my type," he says, making him pout.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

But when Darrion finished saying his words, the newbie got up again in surprise. "What? Why am I used as bait?" Naoki asked. Jai briefly glanced at him, then he hummed. "He's right. He's too skinny as bait." Naoki frowned deeply. "Are you guys making fun of me?" Jai and Darrion nodded at the same time. "Yes." Naoki raised his hands in defeat and laid himself back down. "What do you guys want to talk about? I think we still have twenty more minutes, and I've stated enough about my friend."