Doomed to Perfect Your Love Story
My wife, Celina Buckley, is a violinist. I've wooed her for five years before she finally agrees to date me.
After our marriage, Celina insists on staying child-free for the sake of her career. Left without a choice, I can only poke a few holes in the condoms.
Finally, Celina gets pregnant, and with twins, too!
Delighted, I make all preparations to welcome the new members of my family into my life. But I accidentally stumble across a photo of a pregnancy report posted on the social media feed belonging to Leo Kolcheck, Celina's senior at work.
"Thank you for fulfilling my wish to become a father, Celina. I can't wait to meet my twins!"
I feel as though I got struck by lightning. At that moment, I feel like a complete joke.
While Celina is at Leo's birthday party, I begin packing up. I make sure that I've taken all of my belongings with me. All that's left is the divorce agreement on the table.