Nemo Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Nena smiled " i noted that line because i thought it was stupidly funny. i almost spilled my drink out of my mouth from laughter. it really cracked me up" "i'm sure" "and then you went on with the 'james bond ain't got nothing on me' damn" nena said now laughing " it was really funny to watch trust me" dani joined her in the laughter as well " well, i'm glad i was able to make you laugh at least" there was a pause for a moment . Nena kept throwing unconscious glances at his eyes . she was trying to fight this compulsive action but it something about those eyes kept on stealing her attention.

Nima said in between laughter, both their eyes glistening with tears from all the laughing. “I can imagine. That was so funny and sad at the same time. I'm glad you've made your channel so big. I wouldn't dare to laugh like this if you haven't.” Joel said. “You wouldn't dare. I will cry and make you take back the laughter.” Nima gave him a stern look. “I'd probably give all the female employees in my company a raise to go support you. I wouldn't want my angel to cry unless it's cries of pleasure.” Joel said, and Nima shook her head at him.

Richard took his seat opposite hers adjusting it well. 'So, dear, how are your parents?' he asked keenly. 'They are fine. Everyone is fine.' 'Let's make our order. I wonder what you will like to have.' He reached for her hand. 'Mmh… I'll like whatever you order,' she told him softly. 'Sure? What if I order frog pepper soup?' Nneoma burst into a low laughter. 'Or monkey's brain marinated in spices.' Nneoma laughed merrily. 'Or better still, alligator tongue, spiced with pepper and onions.'

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

Anthony “I don’t think worms squirm as much as you do,” I voiced, sighing as I attempted and failed to get Nori to sit still while I brushed her teeth. “Dammit,” I hissed, jerking my finger back when she bit me. “You’re like a little shark. I think I’ll call you that until we leave this afternoon. My little shark. That has a nice ring to it.” I chuckled when Nori bared her beaver teeth at me with toothpaste foaming from her mouth. We rinsed, and it was on to the next task…hair.

He tilted his head, his glowing emerald eyes gleaming with absolute mockery. *"Oh, poor little human,"* Nebula purred, his voice dripping with sarcastic pity. *"The terrifying, vengeful Empress of the Rebirth is already whining because she had to play with a few farm animals? You've only spent a fraction of the Ice King's credit line, Elena. If a little mud and a few cows leave you this broken, how do you expect to stand tall when the entire city is freezing to death outside your window?"* I grabbed a plush towel and glared at the insufferable entity. "Shut up, Nebula. At least the cows don't talk back."

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

Julianne could not produce any reasonable reason why Nels was squeaking like a crazy little puppy. " You got your unlucky ass fired on your first day of work," Julianne laughed at the sound of her own joke, Nelson was quiet and Julianne thought she had hit a nerve. " I am sorry if I hit the hammer on the nail, " there was no sign of remorse on her words. " You have a dark sense of humor, do you know that?" Nelson said, Julianne could not see her but she knew he was probably smiling from the sound of his voice. " Any way Ms you know who I am talking about asked me out. " He announced happily.

Just the video and the understanding that comes with it. It destroys him every time. Which says a lot, considering Nate is probably the nicest person alive. The kind of guy who feels bad laughing when someone trips even if it’s objectively hilarious. But slow-motion disasters? That’s his weakness. His one exception. His downfall. My phone buzzes again. His reply pops up instantly one of those stupid homemade emojis we created back in high school. It’s him sprawled on his bedroom floor, grinning like an idiot, fake tears drawn onto his cheeks with a blue marker.

Freddie Hawkins, the one who made that martial arts movie and has incredible fighting skills? Elon looked worshipful. "That's exactly who I mean! I love his most famous quote: 'I've never been interested in money!' Dr. Lloyd, I thought that was such an enlightened outlook on life, what a bold attitude! In this day and age, there are too few people who don't obsess over money!" Andrew sneered coldly, "A man worth hundreds of billions saying he's not interested in money—don't you think that's like someone who's stuffed themselves saying they're not interested in food?"