Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

"But seriously, answer me." "No, I don't sleep. I don't have the privilege to do so," she finally replied. "Why not? Don't go with a lie now." "I won't lie to you." "Yes, and I'm stupid." His sarcastic tone could be worse than anything else. She ignored it and responded, "Vampires don't sleep." The laughter from his forum echoed in his conscience. Hell, what a big lie. Didn't it occur to you to tell him that it's because you like the darkness too? You're so... bad at this, seriously."

With a serious face, Frey started talking about herself. There are two types of vampires.Pureblood and mixed-blood vampires.Pure-blooded vampires are the original descendants of ancestral vampires.While mixed vampires are obtained in various ways such as marriage between humans and vampires, or other ways.Frey is a pure-blooded vampire who has a body that looks the same as a human.Even so, she also has strength that exceeds ordinary humans.

I wouldn't let that happen now. My whole body morphed into my vampire self. My eyes turned into a bright glowing red colour. My canines sharpened and my nails grew longer. I whipped my head towards Maya one last time to make sure she was safe before bolting down with the sole purpose to attack that damn creature. The wind rushed through me, my feet dug on the dirt as I was skillfully making my way through the thick trees. His pestering odour grew stronger and stronger meaning I was getting closer.

said the vampire in that Russian accent accompanied by a smile, revealing a pair of fangs. I heard the crunching of bones in Shaun’s hand. I looked down and saw his claws, beginning to elongate, turning it into sharp claws. “Back off,” Shaun whispered softly to me. I did as he said. The moment I stepped back, an animal-like roar escaped from Shaun’s throat and he quickly rushed towards the vampire. The vampire teleported in front of me first, but before he could touch me, Shaun grabbed the vampire's arm. Shaun flipped the vampire on the floor without difficulty. The second time Shaun tries to knock the vampire down, the vampire pulls out the gun and shoots Shaun's body three times in a row.

Chapter 57 Vlad sighed deeply, running a hand over his face, but ended up smiling. "At least they’re punctual." One of the vampires from the Skull Clan, tall, thin, wearing sunglasses even at night, pointed toward the tree line, where the howls of Dracula’s wolves were getting closer and closer. "Hey, boss! Looks like Dracula’s little doggies are coming to the party. Want us to start shooting now or wait until they get closer so we can insult them properly?"

I said while twirling a sword in my hand. “Are you challenging me? It is a joke?” “Häagen Dazs?” “Deal.” William pulled out his silver gun. We’re wearing front-back formations. Trust each other’s backs. Those vampires started attacking both of us at the same time. I pointed my slash and prick at them. In one slash, three vampires split up and turned to black ash. A loud bang of music accompanied our hunt tonight. One vampire threw a medium-sized beer bottle at me. I quickly twisted my body and kicked the bottle until it broke. Fragments of the bottle stuck to the bodies of the vampires right in front of me. They moan in pain.

“To get back to that cow Sibyl and her entire line. They’ll get what is owed to them soon enough. To think the line had fallen so far…” I frowned. “The line?” “We’ll get to it. Very long history lesson ahead of us.” She turned to me. “At this point, it seems silly to ask, but what do you actually know about vampires?” “They’re… evil,” I said. “Blood-sucking, vicious monsters trying to destroy us… They can’t be killed easily, and… they can turn werewolves into their kind.” She snorted into her hand. “Oh, could you go back? I stopped listening at evil.”

“Wha' wrog?” “They found another body,” She said, “Under the bridge. Same place as the last one. They said the body had all its blood drained out.” “Just like the last ones.” I shivered. She turned to me, eyebrows raised. “Apparently there are no obvious wounds. Do you still think they’re animal attacks?” “Of course.” I rolled my eyes. “What else would they be? Vampires?” “You think I’m crazy, but that’s the only explanation that makes sense.”

"That man is the vampire.” "What!"