Nezuko Funny Novels & Stories

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!]

"But yes." Something moved in Zara's face. The beginning of something. Not quite a smile yet too careful for a smile, too new but the shape of one forming underneath. "Patricia said that's funny," Zara said. "Patricia's right," Irina said. "I think it's funny too," Zara said. "I'm glad," Irina said. "Someone should find it funny. It's not funny to me but I'm glad it's funny to someone." The almost-smile got closer to being an actual smile. Zara looked at Neo.

"Okay, buddy, give me one second, and I'll get you a new bottle." I shift him on my hip as I balance his diaper bag, my gym bag, and the key to unlock the door to Quincy's apartment. He squeals and gets hold of my nose. "Yes, I know it's big. But it's not a toy." He lets go when his attention is diverted somewhere else as the door opens. "Here," I say as I throw everything on the couch and get him situated in his ExerSaucer. "You need to get some energy out. How about you bounce up and down for a while?" Sure enough, as soon as his feet hit the floor, he starts moving them as fast as he can. It looks like he's running without actually going anywhere. One of my nephews used to do that. It cra

Shun said then Kenzo's face became darken and she wave her finger and lifted her middle finger, everyone at the room laugh at Kenzo's move. "Damn your horny as hell Shun and your denying it" Kenzo shake her head, Shun even smirk. "I'm horny but not psycho like you " Shun said, they all laugh they knew how crazy and psychotic her friend Kenzo is. "You fucking kidding me right now Shun? really your even more psycho than me you even like to play chess with your own like it's a human chess pieces" Kenzo even said it with a nodding gesture like she's agreeing to herself, other even nodded to they knew tho that there leader King Shun was more psycho than Kenzo, she likes to play other people's lif

Suddenly Franz’s head turns into a snakehead to devour them, but Alfi swiftly impales its eye with Tipit followed by Katon breaking all of its fangs in a single blow. Franz’s body keels over and suddenly a snake emerges from the underground. They all seem to be familiar with that blue snake. “Su... Sunekuo!” Varz exclaimed. Sunekuo moves its head to send Alfi and Katon fly. They both then land on a pile of white feathers that have been set by Harz. “NOT BAD FOR A BUNCH OF LOWLY LIFE FORM LIKE YOU! WHILE HE IS IN A DEEP SLEEP, LET ME TAKE YOU ON!” Sunekuo exclaimed.

When it touches Nero's paw, it vanishes in thin air and all was left from it was some gray smoke. [Pffffttt...] Nero can't help but laugh on its absurdity. But he don't want to offend the beast. I am a decent and a kind hearted cute little cat, Okay???? I'm not used to trample anyone's pride. It's out of my character... okayyy?? [Okay piggy. Show me what you've got. Uncle here is more than willing to play around with you] Nero offered with a friendly smile "WWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!"

“I am sure you are smart enough to know that everything cannot work out as easily as you have just described. There’s also the issue of Nikjin being immortal. Did you forget about that?” Zokman threw back his bald head and laughed like a maniac. He laughed so hard that he held his sides as if his laughter was causing him pain too. “Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?” He wiped a tear from the corner of his eye and looked at her. “Is that what he told you? That he is immortal?” “Yes. Is he not?” “No, my dear Luna. Nikjin is as mortal as the rest of us.” “But – “

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

“You think that’s fun? Especially when I wouldn’t be the wrong one.” He grins and nods. “Yeah, haven’t you heard of debating? As long as we respect each other, it can be a blast.” Okay, so maybe he was right. Debate? That sounds almost nerdy of him. I grin then nod. “Okay, we can try that.” “Great,” Zeke says with a little fist pump that has me laughing again. “How about tomorrow or is that too soon?” This is all so strange. Not even Kirk ever got this excited about a date. “No, tomorrow is fine.”

His head kind of reminded me of a mushroom growing in every wrong way possible. I pointed at the fiery guy. "Who is this sassy jackass?" The guy's eye twitched with annoyance. "I beg your pardon." Hanako spoke up"This'sassy brat' you say is Takeo Tachibana. "You didn't need to agree with him on the sassy part!" Takeo said. Hanako ignored him and continued, "And the one next to him is the super genius in this class, no, the entire school itself, Izumi Harutora."