Nezuko Funny Novels & Stories

so Jeanne, Ritsuka, Mashu, Jack, Amanda Scratch, Oliver, Olivia, Roxy, Monty & I got on Oberon and headed back to the hideout. Back at the Friendly Strangers Hideout Karuji turned around and saw me on Oberon “guys Arnold is back” he shouted Funabi, Darkchromus, Sanazo & Matthias saw me on Oberon” my group and I jump off Oberon and he morph back to servant form “are you alright Oberon?” I asked him “yes I was a pretty dizzy” he said “it’s okay if you take a break its go for it” I said “thanks Arnold” said Oberon “Karuji any luck on the Mane Six, Sunset, Starlight & Bronyium?” I asked “they said that they got 45% of the Parastic Fault” he said “that’s good to hear” I said suddenly the hideout

I kept smiling and slowly stepped away and ran to my room. "KEN-'I-CHIIIIIIIIIIIII YOUUUUU DUMBAAAAAAAAASSS!" Oh no, the beast had come out! God, HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP MEEEEE!!!! *** Morning came and the siblings are currently having their breakfast. "Nii-shan... You nose looks so cute." Sezuka laughed. Ken'ichi just glared at her. "Well, your stupid brother just went to sleep outside last night and maybe a cockroach kissed his nose that's why." Rezuka chuckled and smirked.

When I open it, judging by the uniform the guy who rang the bell is wearing and the box in his hands, he's exactly who I've been waiting for. He makes me sign the receipt and hands over my product to me with a smile I'm not bothered to return. Closing the door, I turn to find Zeke's eyes glued to the box. I swear I can see the image of peanuts blinking in his eyes. This boy and his love for peanuts. “Come here, champ.” I call him. He bounces off the vouch and is beside me in no time. “I'm here, Uncle Enzo.” “You would like to go out and have some fun, right Zeke?”

Zane and Skye were holding it on each side as Neo looked at it and gave them orders. “A little more to the left! Left! There! I think it’s in the middle. Is it, mommy?” He turned around and I couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of my five year old bossing around two big guys. Said guys just gave me a look that said ‘yeah, we know, but we love him so here we are’. “I think it looks great. Trinity will love it.” I told him and his smile got bigger. “Yay! Thank you, Uncle Zane and Uncle Skye!”

And he does know Trevor and should know my concern for his and Sebastian’s safety is founded. Hibiki found us in the shoe department trying to get the right size shoes for Violet, who was in meltdown mode. “NO!” Violet shrieked. Her shrieks of anger turned into a giggle as she was suddenly scooped off the bench and held upside down. “No? Are you the no monster?” Hibiki laughed. “N...No…” Violet giggled. “Well, if you see the No Monster, give her this for me….” He laughed as he started tickling Violet. As she squirmed and giggled, her meltdown vanished.

Selene Am I allowed to say " Oh my fkin Goddess? " because I really feel like now is the appropriate time for such a comment! Jewel The ground all around us begins to crack and burst open and Neeko starts laughing like the bloody madman that he clearly is, this energy is of the dark arts!

, Mizuki said with sparkling eyes. “You eat too much. Aren’t you afraid that you would get fat and won’t be to move on the battlefield”? “I mean just imagine we are in the middle of a fight and suddenly someone throws a blast towards you but you won’t be able to run. It will be funny”, Kei said making fun of Mizuki. “Hahaha very funny. I won’t get fat. And even if I did get fat, I will be the one in trouble not you so don’t worry about me. Bye”, Mizuki said in anger and went away.

I continued to stare at the creature for a long while; not sure if I were still in shock at what had happened or the fact I, a woman who would never resort to violence, had knocked out a weird, zombie creature out with one solid blow. "Yeah!" I suddenly shouted feeling a rush of adrenaline, that I won't lie I really liked. "Take that, you freaking zombie. You messed with the wrong girl in Riverton!"

he shook his head and adjusted his tie. “That should be the other way round, but okay. It’s quite understandable. There is really nothing that a saddest person can find funny.” “Me? I’m a saddest?” Zeke raised a brow lazily. “If you would ask me, I would say yes.” Zeke nodded his head, twitched his mouth upward, leaned in the chair gently, and raised his waist a bit in order to balance well in the chair. “Are you jobless?” Ramon drew his brows together, “What?”

Serenity accepted her best friend’s offer to watch over the shop. She got her things ready before taking out a copper wire tree from under the cash register to give to Zachary. She said, “I made this for you. Do you like it? The maneki-neko is not ready yet. I’ll probably need time until tomorrow morning to give you the finished product.” Zachary took the miniature tree and was pleased that he had a bigger pot than Callum’s. With the callous lines along his face softening, he replied gruffly, “Sure.”