Nezuko Funny Novels & Stories

“What you consider fun and no big deal will come back to bite you in the ass one day and it’ll be so bad you’ll wish you were dead. After all, your heart is already as black as your coffee” It made me recall Hina’s pale face and suddenly, it wasn’t funny anymore but I put on a smile and said; “I guess I’m just tired. Nothing serious guys” They both suspiciously gazed at me but then nodded. When Toshiro and Sora were almost done, Sara and Yua returned, carrying cans of beer and soda. My eyes went wide when I saw that they weren’t alone. A certain guy with a man bun also walked in holding cans of beer.

Zeva rambled with all her sarcasm. Rather than getting upset, angry, or hurt by Zeva's sharp remarks, Zero responded with laughter, quite hearty, to the point that he had to hold his stomach. Zeva was left astonished by Zero's reaction. "Why are you laughing? I'm not doing stand-up comedy here. There's nothing funny about this," Zeva firmly expressed her frustration with Zero's reaction. For Zeva, she was discussing something serious, but Zero seemed to find it amusing. Zero stopped his laughter and suddenly showed a flat expression. Zeva also fell silent, instantly regretting interrupting Zero's laughter. After all, Zero's current expression was exactly the same as when he saw Sky at Zeva's

Zoey cleared her throat, eyes gleaming. “First comment: ‘That’s his girlfriend? She looks like Rasputia from Norbit.’” She glanced up. “Accurate, right?” Jun and Chloe burst into loud laughter, as though it were the funniest thing ever. Charlotte didn’t flinch. She smiled back bravely. “Well, Norbit was a comedy classic. That’s not even an insult—it’s a compliment.” “Oh, of course. I love that energy. Let’s continue,” Zoey said sarcastically.

Kōjin (laughing so hard the volcano rumbles): “Welcome to the family, Himuari-Nakamura. Weird is the baseline.” He snaps his fingers and a table appears (low kotatsu, steaming bowls of kitsune udon the size of bathtubs, sake that tastes like sunrise). We eat under a sky that’s half open volcano, half Kyoto twilight. I steal his chopsticks just to watch him pout. Seras: “So… do I call you Dad? Kōjin-sama? Old man who smells like charcoal?” Kōjin (soft, ancient eyes warm): “You call me whatever feels like home.

She scowled before following my girl. "She's mad too." Mona said and they all laughed while watching Ceres enter the shop across from us. "That's enough, girls are always mad, let's just find the other girls and I'll call Ayu later." I said as we all stepped out of the Gucci store and went to the arcade, it takes only a nanosecond to find Jiroo as I can hear his loud ass while standing in one booth, mocking the other two small people. "You bitch! You can't defeat me, who are you tryna fool?!" Jiroo said with his loud voice and followed with his evil laugh. "Neither of the two of you can't defeat me, I'm Jiroo turtle rabbit Areios!"

Because the kite refused to cooperate. Leo laughed. "It's broken!" Lucas looked offended. "It isn't." "It doesn't like you." Lucas burst into laughter. "Then you try." Soon, Leo was running around happily. And somehow, the kite finally rose. "HIGHER!" Leo shouted. "Higher!" Lucas laughed loudly. Naomi stood nearby watching. And for a moment… Time disappeared. The sunlight. Leo's laughter. Lucas smiling. Everything looked so simple. So peaceful. So beautiful.

Ryu had to take a tissue to wipe his tears of amusement. “I’m not joking!” Kyoko was clearly annoyed, as Ryu had just taken her threat as a joke. “No, don’t get me wrong. But... that threat was just too cute. You looked like a young weasel challenging a wolf. It was cute. Kawaii*,” Ryu said, wiping his face, trying to calm himself down. (*cute) “A cute weasel?!” Kyoko was irritated, as that comparison didn’t suit her at all. “Yes, a brave tiny weasel with a lot of guts.”

Famke was curled up in her favorite chair thinking of how good it felt to laugh. Her ribs ached with it. Nyx and Royal, it turned out, had remarkably similar senses of humor and were constantly cracking jokes which had them in stitches. Nyx had a peculiar laugh which always included a weird pig-like snort which always made Famke giggle.

Sending hello. - Well done, great lit! Not expected. - I didn’t expect it from myself, I’m graceful like an elephant ... I thought Dymov would kill me before he taught me anything. - So, what rehearsals did you run to? Tom joined the conversation, having previously chatted with guys that Kitsune did not know. I think it's his skate party buddies. Tom is crazy about skateboarding and skates like a god. She did not have to puzzle over the gift for a long time - she brought him a rare board, made in USSR. He dragged her, not knowing about it, and was surprised why this luggage bag is so heavy?

continued of Delia holding back a laugh. "Ouh!" Nevan exclaimed feeling less comfortable than the younger cousin. Delia threw a joke at him, with a long, curved tongue sticking out. "Aaiits, wait! It seems that Nevan has turned into a strange human!" she said. Delia threw words that made others think and began to notice Nevan's expression at the same time. Seeing Nevan being hurled with sensitive remarks, Bellona and Felix looked at each other worriedly.