One Liner Jokes Tagalog

Scarlett Louise Santillan, a.k.a. "Red," is the best and most famous assassin of the Wolfgang Creed Organization. She's the rank one. She lived just like a normal businesswoman by day, but by night, she was a dangerous, powerful, badass, fearless, smart, and bravely beautiful woman. No one can match her. She's ruthless and brutal when killing. She kills anyone who gets in her way without mercy. ——————— Lucien Aziel Savedra is a multi-billionaire. He is the owner of Savedra Oil Company, the richest company in the country and Asia. He is known as an arrogant, cold, and heartless man. That's what most people know because that's what they see in him, but the truth is, Lucien doesn't want to show his true self to others. That was his father's order. Moreover, they are a rich family in all of Asia. They have many enemies, and they should not be seen as weak. Not only that, Lucien didn't know that his father was a member of the underground society. ——————— After Red accomplished her mission, her boss called her for the next job. She thought her mission would follow the same routine, but she was wrong. His boss gives her a new assignment. A mission she never thought would be given to her will be accepted. Her mission is to protect and be the maid of an arrogant billionaire. What happened to Red when she was with the man? How will she protect the man when a lot happens that she didn't expect? Will she be able to survive the mission to protect and guard him? Or, for the first time, will she give up on her mission?

Planet Wayne, isang planeta kung saan itinuturing na Diyos ang mga bampira at tila hayop naman ang mga tao na ginagawang alipin. Bilang isang alipin, isa itong walang katarungang mundo para kay Lana. Mahahanap pa kaya niya ang kaligayahan at kalayaan na pinakaaasam niya lalo pa at isang masamang prinsepe na kilala sa pagpatay ng mga alipin ang nakabili sa kanya?

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Fourteen months in another country is not enough for him to move on, so he decided to stick to another plan—to date another woman. Unable to move on and forget his first heartbreak, Blaze Villacorta accepted his engagement with Dream Cortes, a 26 years old nurse, who fell in love with him at first sight. Dream only wants a simple marriage life but loving an ex-playboy who's still in love with his first love is not easy. Can Dream take the risk and fight for her place in Blaze's heart? Or the blazing love and affection she has towards him will burn her to ashes?

Paano kung muling pagtagpuin ang dalawang puso na nagkahiwalay dahil sa isang kasinungalingan na parehas nilang pinaniwalaan? Bigyan kaya nila ng kapatawaran ang isa't-isa at ituloy ang naudlot nilang pagmamahalan o patuloy pa rin nilang paniniwalaan ang kasinungalingan na gawa lang ng mahal nila sa buhay?

Si Secretary Sollaire ang isa sa pinaka kilalang One-Year Contract Secretary sa industriya ng mga sekretarya kung saan siya nago-offer ng kakaibang service sa kanyang mga employer. Nang hindi inaasahang mapasali sa isang programang ginawa para sa mga bilyonaryo, will she take up the challenge of being a forever secretary to one Vernon Ronan?

นิยายโรมานซ์มีเรท NC20+ ฟิลกู้ด และ ฟิน เพราะปาร์ตี้สละโสด หรือเพราะอะไรก็ตามที่ดลใจให้เธอ ซินเดีย ทรงโอสถ ยินยอมเสียความสาวในคืนวันไนท์สแตนด์ให้กับหนุ่มหล่อดีกรีนักเรียนทุนปริญญาโท ทิ้งเงินไว้ให้เล็กน้อยเป็นค่ารถกลับเป็นค่าขึ้นครู คิดเพียงว่าคงไม่ได้เจอกันอีก แต่โลกมันกลมอย่างไม่น่าเชื่อ เมื่อสี่ปีต่อมา ผู้ชายคนนั้นโผล่เข้ามาในชีวิตอีกครั้ง พร้อมตำแหน่งประธานบริษัทคนใหม่ อีธาน สมิท หนุ่มไทยบุตรบุญธรรมเจ้าของบริษัทสายการบินชั้นนำ เข้ารับตำแหน่งประธานบริษัทที่เมืองไทย การมาในครั้งนี้ทำให้เขาพบกับเธออีกครั้ง สาวสวยที่ยอมให้เขาได้เปิดซิง แล้วทิ้งเงินค่าครูไว้ให้สิบดอลลาร์ข้างหัวเตียง แล้วหายเข้ากลีบเมฆไปตลอดกาล คงเป็นโชคชะตาหรือจังหวะชีวิตที่ทำให้เขาออกล่าเหยื่อตัวแสบคนนี้อีกครั้ง อย่างเสือหิวที่ไม่ได้เจอเหยื่อมานาน แต่เหยื่อสุดแสบก็ใช่ว่าจะยอมด้วยง่าย ๆ เหมือนคราวที่แล้ว ทำให้เขาต้องออกแรงเสียเหงื่อสักหน่อยจึงได้ขย้ำสมใจ

Agatha Zarina Fuentalejo's world revolves only around the money of her parents and men. She is a certified bad girl in Manila. Her hobby is to break the innocent hearts of men who are captivated by her beauty. Because of that, her parents took all her allowance and cards. According to her parents, they will no longer support their child when it comes to financial purposes. She had to find a job to earn money so that she could provide for her basic needs. There, she would meet Alzeondè Mozart, the CEO of the Mozart group of companies and also her boss. In order to keep living, Agatha will apply to the Mozart company as secretary of the CEO. Is there any chance that they fall in love with each other or it will be the way to find the truth about the mysteries of their past.

Love that was tested by faith and time. Ganyan ang story nila Emelyn at Damian. They were separated by a tragedy. Ang isa ay nawala habang ang isa ay nag hahanap... at sa muling pagtatagpo nila ay iba na ang katauhan ng isa.. "Ikaw ang asawa ko, and I will prove it to you..." sabi ni Damian sa kanya. "Hindi ako ang asawa mo! bakit ba ang kulit mo?" hinapit siya nito sa bewang at napipikong tinitigan siya sa mata. "You are mine! rightfully mine! sa ayaw at sa gusto mo!" and then he seal it with a kiss, a very deep kiss na parang pati kaluluwa niya ay matatangay nito.

"Ausha would hunt you down whether you become a rogue or stay here, but I can protect you if you come with me." “Em...” I had just one option left—to leave with the bloodthirsty Alpha. Damn it. I was so fucked. After events that might make Danica’s stay in the Phoenix Pack her death trap, she must accept becoming the cold-hearted Alpha of the North’s mate and Luna for protection before the Alpha, who rejected her, comes for her life. Will her ruthless nature help her survive and stand strong through the dark days to come? Will she be able to earn the love and trust of the hole-hearted Alpha of the North, whose heart is guarded against love?